Stupid things parents do
Post annoying or stupid things your parents do. They don't have to be your parents :P
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My parents give me "tallies" every time I do something bad. That's a way to stop me! lol
on December 23, 2016
my dad thinks that whenever my puppies do something bad beating them and dragging them into their cage will help.
on June 10, 2016
My parents are always at work when i wake up so dad calls to my phone to be sure im awake :
"RING RING"
me: hello?
dad: hi, are u awake?
IF I ANSWEAR THE PHONE IM AWAKE
"RING RING"
me: hello?
dad: hi, are u awake?
IF I ANSWEAR THE PHONE IM AWAKE
on September 14, 2015
when i just wake up and my dad asks me to do my chores: i just woke up man!
on August 02, 2015
My mom turns on the washing machine and dryer, which are in my room, at 7 am when I went to bed at 4 ;-;
on August 01, 2015
Tell me to pause an online gameb, they will never understand :(
on July 31, 2015
Me: *playing game*
Mom: Honey, pause the game
Me: You cannot pause roblox, mom
Mom: I don't care, pause it or turn it off
Yep, that's my life XD
Mom: Honey, pause the game
Me: You cannot pause roblox, mom
Mom: I don't care, pause it or turn it off
Yep, that's my life XD
on July 23, 2015
Dad: *driving car* are youok?
Me: *uhg such a long day at school..so tired..cant talk* uhhu
Dad: you cn tell me anything, you know that?
Me:* jeez, calm down, im justtired, nods*
Dad: If theres something wrong just tell me
Me:*WHAT THE HELL CALM DOWN!!* i know
Dad:ok..
Me: *uhg such a long day at school..so tired..cant talk* uhhu
Dad: you cn tell me anything, you know that?
Me:* jeez, calm down, im justtired, nods*
Dad: If theres something wrong just tell me
Me:*WHAT THE HELL CALM DOWN!!* i know
Dad:ok..
So true, I come home for school and then, he throws a question bomb in my face, and I can also relate to that
on August 05, 2015
on June 22, 2015
Me: *finishes talking about some crazy story I wrote about a cannibal who kills her family and eats them and when she gets caught she kills herself*
Mom: .......
So my mom is thinking about sending me to a mental hospital because of how I've been....
Mom: .......
So my mom is thinking about sending me to a mental hospital because of how I've been....
on June 01, 2015
Mom: Alexis don't go outside, there's bad people out there.
Me: Kk mom. *playing Pokemon X*.
~20 minutes later~
Mom: Alexis you need to get off the computer and go outside, you emo. (she literally called me emo.)
Me: -.-
Me: Kk mom. *playing Pokemon X*.
~20 minutes later~
Mom: Alexis you need to get off the computer and go outside, you emo. (she literally called me emo.)
Me: -.-
on April 26, 2015
Dad: I'm heading to bed after this show.
Me: K dad.
~30 minutes later~
Dad: *yells: Good night Alexis*.
Me: Ah! *falls out of bed*.
Me: K dad.
~30 minutes later~
Dad: *yells: Good night Alexis*.
Me: Ah! *falls out of bed*.
on April 23, 2015
( I ruined dad computer and mine )
Dad: When we fix your computer you wont get it back
After its fixed agian after 3 tryes
Dad: Can you come down here!
Me: "walks down stairs"
Dad: Here make a password
Me: Didnt you i wont get it back See More
Dad: oh yeah..nvm..
-After 5 mins-
Dad: so make a password
( TRUE STORY XD )
Dad: When we fix your computer you wont get it back
After its fixed agian after 3 tryes
Dad: Can you come down here!
Me: "walks down stairs"
Dad: Here make a password
Me: Didnt you i wont get it back See More
Dad: oh yeah..nvm..
-After 5 mins-
Dad: so make a password
( TRUE STORY XD )
on April 17, 2015
My parents don't do stupid things often
Either that or I just don't step out of room as much ?
Either that or I just don't step out of room as much ?
on March 24, 2015
Me : *sitting on my bed on MY phone*
Mon : *comes in take phone out of my hands*
Me : O.O *thinking "DAFUQ!?!"
mom : *leaves with my phone*
Me : *sits there boredly*
~~few minutes later~~
Me : *walks out of my room and sees my mom on Jays phone*-w- *takes it* See More
Mom : Hey I was using that!
Me : Sure you were *closes bedroom door*
Mom : Rude...
Mon : *comes in take phone out of my hands*
Me : O.O *thinking "DAFUQ!?!"
mom : *leaves with my phone*
Me : *sits there boredly*
~~few minutes later~~
Me : *walks out of my room and sees my mom on Jays phone*-w- *takes it* See More
Mom : Hey I was using that!
Me : Sure you were *closes bedroom door*
Mom : Rude...
on March 24, 2015
on March 24, 2015
*eating icecream*
Mom: Can I have a little lick?
Me: Don't you have your own?
Mom: Well, I haven't ever tried that flavor. And it'll just be a tiny lick...
Me: Fine.
*CHOMP!!*
Me: MOM!!! THAT WAS HALF MY CONE!!! YOU SAID YOU'D JUST HAVE TINY LICK!! See More
Mom: Parent tax.
Mom: Can I have a little lick?
Me: Don't you have your own?
Mom: Well, I haven't ever tried that flavor. And it'll just be a tiny lick...
Me: Fine.
*CHOMP!!*
Me: MOM!!! THAT WAS HALF MY CONE!!! YOU SAID YOU'D JUST HAVE TINY LICK!! See More
Mom: Parent tax.
on March 24, 2015
on March 23, 2015
*eating dinner at table*
Parents: how was your day?
Me: *starts to talk*
Parents: DONT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL D:<
Me: -.-
Parents: how was your day?
Me: *starts to talk*
Parents: DONT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL D:<
Me: -.-
on March 22, 2015
This has nothing to do with my parents but still
*me and my friends at lunch*
Prepy dumb blonde girls: JELLYBEANS JELLYBEANS SOMETHING SOMEtHING SOMETHING!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!
*this goes on for a while
My friend: JELLYBEANS JELLYBEANS SHUT THE F** UP!!!!
*all dumb blondes stare at my friend*
*friend whispers in creepy voice*: that's right b******
*me and my friends at lunch*
Prepy dumb blonde girls: JELLYBEANS JELLYBEANS SOMETHING SOMEtHING SOMETHING!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!
*this goes on for a while
My friend: JELLYBEANS JELLYBEANS SHUT THE F** UP!!!!
*all dumb blondes stare at my friend*
*friend whispers in creepy voice*: that's right b******
on February 14, 2015
Me:*browsing web*
Mom:whatcha looking at?
Me:nothing. *closes EVERYTHING!!!*
Mom:*staring at screen*
Me:...[YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!!!]
Mom:can I look something up?
Me:*deletes all internet history and search history and hands it to her * Of course!
Mom:whatcha looking at?
Me:nothing. *closes EVERYTHING!!!*
Mom:*staring at screen*
Me:...[YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!!!]
Mom:can I look something up?
Me:*deletes all internet history and search history and hands it to her * Of course!
@mistassassin XD yeah, all my parents know about my anime life is that I draw it.
on April 09, 2015
lol @Your_Average_Fangirl thats my life ;p
They would think the worst things of me if they just saw me reading anime
Try explaining cat girls to your parents
I dare you.
They will never understand XD
They would think the worst things of me if they just saw me reading anime
Try explaining cat girls to your parents
I dare you.
They will never understand XD
on April 09, 2015
That is one of the scariest things and once I got grounded for it...
But if she saw Hetalia, I'm not sure what the consequences would be, so... Yeah! Xc
But if she saw Hetalia, I'm not sure what the consequences would be, so... Yeah! Xc
on February 22, 2015
My history will come to my mom. XP I DONT WANT HER TO DISCOVER THE HETALIA TRIBUTES! DX
@seippup12
@seippup12
on February 14, 2015
on February 13, 2015
My Mum's been doing this for the past few days o_o *When she picks me up from school*
Mum: Are you okay?
Me: -nods head-
*Keeps walking on*
Mum: Hello Sistah!
Me: O_O What?
Mum: Oh, I thought you were asleep, I woke you up...
Mum: Are you okay?
Me: -nods head-
*Keeps walking on*
Mum: Hello Sistah!
Me: O_O What?
Mum: Oh, I thought you were asleep, I woke you up...
on February 13, 2015