Stupid things parents do
Post annoying or stupid things your parents do. They don't have to be your parents :P
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![Your_Average_Fangirl Your_Average_Fangirl](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/NoZa8t.jpg)
Mom and me:*in the car*
Mom:*tuning the radio and blank space comes on*
Me:So it's gonna be forever or it'll go down in flames got a long list of ex lovers they'll tell you I'm insa-
Mom:*changes radio station*
Mom:oh wait did you like that?
Me:of course not! I was singing it while looking happy to mock it!
What really happend: See More
Me:it's fine...Me and the song are just acquaintances...
Mom:whatever..
Mom:*tuning the radio and blank space comes on*
Me:So it's gonna be forever or it'll go down in flames got a long list of ex lovers they'll tell you I'm insa-
Mom:*changes radio station*
Mom:oh wait did you like that?
Me:of course not! I was singing it while looking happy to mock it!
What really happend: See More
Me:it's fine...Me and the song are just acquaintances...
Mom:whatever..
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XD ME WHEN I CANT DECIDE!!! XD
on February 13, 2015
on February 13, 2015
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Me: *humming How To Start A War while playing Super Smash Bros on my 3DS in walmart*. B)
Dad: Alexis you push the cart.
Me: Dad I'm busy beating up Donkey Kong.
Dad: *not steering the cart anymore*. Alexis you almost ran me over.
Me: -_-
Mind: Ya get mad at me for that, I crashed a go-cart so my driving isn't exactly the best plus how am I suppose to focus when I'm beating DK and Sonic.
Dad: Alexis you push the cart.
Me: Dad I'm busy beating up Donkey Kong.
Dad: *not steering the cart anymore*. Alexis you almost ran me over.
Me: -_-
Mind: Ya get mad at me for that, I crashed a go-cart so my driving isn't exactly the best plus how am I suppose to focus when I'm beating DK and Sonic.
on February 03, 2015
![Fiendish_Heathen Fiendish_Heathen](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/Sv6Ke4.jpg)
Me: *Singing Along With The Radio*
Dad: *Shouts Out Random Nonsense As He Drives*
Me: *Looks At Him* O_o?
Dad: *Shouts Out Random Nonsense As He Drives*
Me: *Looks At Him* O_o?
on February 03, 2015
![Noescaping Noescaping](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/U3ETo0.png)
Me: *texting my friends across the hall*.
Dad: Alexis where's the bread?
Alexis: Right next to you dad.
Dad: Can you get it?
Dad: Alexis where's the bread?
Alexis: Right next to you dad.
Dad: Can you get it?
on February 01, 2015
![Fiendish_Heathen Fiendish_Heathen](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/Sv6Ke4.jpg)
Me: *Eating Taffy*
Mom: *Takes It Out Of My Hands And Takes A Bite Out Of It* *Gives It Back*
Me: *Looks Down At Her Taffy, Then At Mom* -_-U
Mom: *Shrugs*
Mom: *Takes It Out Of My Hands And Takes A Bite Out Of It* *Gives It Back*
Me: *Looks Down At Her Taffy, Then At Mom* -_-U
Mom: *Shrugs*
on January 31, 2015
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-On weekends-
Mom: "Go to bed at 12:30, okay?"
Me: "Okay."
Mom: -asleep -
-2:30-
Me: -scrolling through Qfeast, other forums, and shopping sites.-
Mom: "Go to bed at 12:30, okay?"
Me: "Okay."
Mom: -asleep -
-2:30-
Me: -scrolling through Qfeast, other forums, and shopping sites.-
on January 26, 2015
![Ragdoll Ragdoll](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/m3ngpU.jpg)
*when my dad wants something*
Dad: hey look at this thing do you want it?
Me: I don't know if you want it
Dad: but like, if you want it ill get it.
Me: that has nothing to do with me get it if you want it.
Dad: if you say so * buys it*
Dad: hey look at this thing do you want it?
Me: I don't know if you want it
Dad: but like, if you want it ill get it.
Me: that has nothing to do with me get it if you want it.
Dad: if you say so * buys it*
on January 26, 2015
![Masubii_Chan Masubii_Chan](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/kQly69.jpg)
Me: *talking to one of my friends, laughing*
*Note: That friend is a GUY and it's after school
Uncle: *places hand on my shoulder and coldly smiles to my friend* Oh HI....
Friend: O.O Umm...*gulps* Yeah, I think my mom is here Sophie...See you tomorrow...*leaves*
Uncle: =_= Hmph.....He even called you Sophie....You two better not be dating...
Me: -.- *facepalms*
*Note: That friend is a GUY and it's after school
Uncle: *places hand on my shoulder and coldly smiles to my friend* Oh HI....
Friend: O.O Umm...*gulps* Yeah, I think my mom is here Sophie...See you tomorrow...*leaves*
Uncle: =_= Hmph.....He even called you Sophie....You two better not be dating...
Me: -.- *facepalms*
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i think your friend getting nervous and running away would make ANYONE suspicious :P
on January 26, 2015
on January 26, 2015
![Noescaping Noescaping](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/U3ETo0.png)
Me: *doesn't finish dinner*.
Dad: You can't have desert tonight.
Me: Fine.
~an hour later~
Me: Dad can I have a donut?
Dad: Sure.
Me: Yay.
Dad: You can't have desert tonight.
Me: Fine.
~an hour later~
Me: Dad can I have a donut?
Dad: Sure.
Me: Yay.
on January 26, 2015
![Mangle_The_Fox Mangle_The_Fox](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/jbaFZs.jpg)
Mother: okay megan , run along and play.
Me: OKAY! *runs into a man in a.golden.Freddy.suit*
Purple guy: come here , little girl , follow me !
Me: okay! *follows him*
Purple guy: heh heh heh.... *takes off mask and.stabs me*
Me: ahug!!! *bleeds out*
Way to go , mother... now im stuck ina body that I dont.want.to be in .
Me: OKAY! *runs into a man in a.golden.Freddy.suit*
Purple guy: come here , little girl , follow me !
Me: okay! *follows him*
Purple guy: heh heh heh.... *takes off mask and.stabs me*
Me: ahug!!! *bleeds out*
Way to go , mother... now im stuck ina body that I dont.want.to be in .
![Mangle_The_Fox Mangle_The_Fox](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/jbaFZs.jpg)
Its okay... me and foxy are the only ones that can remember our.past....and megan was my human name....(thanks!)
on January 25, 2015
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on January 25, 2015
on January 25, 2015
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Me - *puts vocaloid concert on T.V*
Mom - "Did you make this?"
Me - "OF COURSE I MADE A CONCERT WHERE ABOUT 10,000 PEOPLE CAME!"
Mom - "Did you make this?"
Me - "OF COURSE I MADE A CONCERT WHERE ABOUT 10,000 PEOPLE CAME!"
on January 25, 2015
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Dad: "SYYYYDDDNNNEEYYYYY"
Me: -runs upstairs- "Yes?"
Dad: -Holding dog- "Take your dog outside, she has to go."
Me: "...You're holding her, the door isn't that far at all."
Dad: "... It's YOUR job."
Me: .................?
Me: -runs upstairs- "Yes?"
Dad: -Holding dog- "Take your dog outside, she has to go."
Me: "...You're holding her, the door isn't that far at all."
Dad: "... It's YOUR job."
Me: .................?
on January 23, 2015
![seippup12 seippup12](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/UYos20.jpeg)
Mom: I just started my diet
Me: oh LAWD
Mom: what is it?
Me: if your on a diet were ALL on a diet.
Mom: that's silly
Dad: what's for dinner????
Mom: lettuce See More
Me: -.-
Me: oh LAWD
Mom: what is it?
Me: if your on a diet were ALL on a diet.
Mom: that's silly
Dad: what's for dinner????
Mom: lettuce See More
Me: -.-
on January 18, 2015
![EverymanHABIT EverymanHABIT](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/8gvaso.png)
We were all sitting at the dinner table (my brother, sister, mother, father, grandmother, and I) while we were all finishing up our food.
Grandmother: What kind of things are you in to, Ashley?
Me: A lot of things.
Grandmother: Liiike...?
Me: I'm going to explain them, but I won't say anything or explain them.
Grandmother: Okay...?
Brother: Oh no. See More
Sister: Oh no.
Dad: Oh no.
Mom: *Waiting on me to start*
Me: *Sighs and counts on fingers as I list them* Creepypasta, MLP, Homestuck, uhhh.... Music?
Grandmother: Home... Stuck? Creepypasta? MLP? Don't you mean LPS?
Me: No, I grew out o- I'M NOT EXPLAINING ANYTHING.
Grandmother: What's Home Stuck? (She says it like it's two words.)
Sister: It's a-
Me: HUBUPBUPBUPBUP. NO. NO EXPLAINING.
Grandmother: Well okay then. *Looks at my parents with this confused look*
Dad: *Shakes head*
Mom: *Shrugs shoulders*
Grandmother: What kind of things are you in to, Ashley?
Me: A lot of things.
Grandmother: Liiike...?
Me: I'm going to explain them, but I won't say anything or explain them.
Grandmother: Okay...?
Brother: Oh no. See More
Sister: Oh no.
Dad: Oh no.
Mom: *Waiting on me to start*
Me: *Sighs and counts on fingers as I list them* Creepypasta, MLP, Homestuck, uhhh.... Music?
Grandmother: Home... Stuck? Creepypasta? MLP? Don't you mean LPS?
Me: No, I grew out o- I'M NOT EXPLAINING ANYTHING.
Grandmother: What's Home Stuck? (She says it like it's two words.)
Sister: It's a-
Me: HUBUPBUPBUPBUP. NO. NO EXPLAINING.
Grandmother: Well okay then. *Looks at my parents with this confused look*
Dad: *Shakes head*
Mom: *Shrugs shoulders*
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That's why I never tell anyone about my interest in Homestuck. >///<
on January 17, 2015
on January 17, 2015
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This was way back when I had gotten to 300 followers.
Me: Oh, hey, Mom! I hit 300 followers on Qfeast!!!
Mom: What's Qfeast?
Me: It's a social website that I HIT 300 FOLLOWERS ON.
Mom: You have a blog?
Me: It's not a blog!
Mom: Is it like Instagram or Facebook? See More
Me: Nothing like those!
Mom: So what do you do on there?
Me: Uhh... Make stories, polls, quizzes, friends, AND MORE.
Mom: So you have stalkers?
Me: NO!
...
...
Me: Maybe... I hope not.
Mom: So it's a blog.
Me: IT'S NOT A BLOG.
Me: Oh, hey, Mom! I hit 300 followers on Qfeast!!!
Mom: What's Qfeast?
Me: It's a social website that I HIT 300 FOLLOWERS ON.
Mom: You have a blog?
Me: It's not a blog!
Mom: Is it like Instagram or Facebook? See More
Me: Nothing like those!
Mom: So what do you do on there?
Me: Uhh... Make stories, polls, quizzes, friends, AND MORE.
Mom: So you have stalkers?
Me: NO!
...
...
Me: Maybe... I hope not.
Mom: So it's a blog.
Me: IT'S NOT A BLOG.
on January 17, 2015
![Masubii_Chan Masubii_Chan](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/kQly69.jpg)
Are uncles included...? (Because I don't have a dad...)
Me: *facepalming over someone that said on Qfeast*
Uncle: Uh huh.....>:3 Boy troubles?
Me: >o< NOOOOO!!!!
Uncle: So I guess that's a YES then....He better be around your age!!
Me: -_-' *facepalms yet again*
Me: *facepalming over someone that said on Qfeast*
Uncle: Uh huh.....>:3 Boy troubles?
Me: >o< NOOOOO!!!!
Uncle: So I guess that's a YES then....He better be around your age!!
Me: -_-' *facepalms yet again*
on January 17, 2015
![Fiendish_Heathen Fiendish_Heathen](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/Sv6Ke4.jpg)
Me: *On Qfeast, Giggling*
Dad: *Right Beside Me, Eavesdropping*
Me: *Hears And Feels Breathing On Neck, Turns Around, Seeing Him* DAD!!! DX
Dad: *Chuckles And Leaves*
Me: -_-U
Dad: *Right Beside Me, Eavesdropping*
Me: *Hears And Feels Breathing On Neck, Turns Around, Seeing Him* DAD!!! DX
Dad: *Chuckles And Leaves*
Me: -_-U
on January 17, 2015
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Dad: can I see your phone?
Me: yeah sure...
Dad: give it to me
Me: *deletes history* here you go
Me: yeah sure...
Dad: give it to me
Me: *deletes history* here you go
on January 17, 2015
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Me: Dad lets go to Mcdonalds.
Dad: *goes through the drive thru*. Alexis want a happy meal toy.
Me: -_- Dad I'm almost 13 (I'm turning 13 in 2 days. ^-^)
Dad: *goes through the drive thru*. Alexis want a happy meal toy.
Me: -_- Dad I'm almost 13 (I'm turning 13 in 2 days. ^-^)
on January 17, 2015
![Fiendish_Heathen Fiendish_Heathen](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/Sv6Ke4.jpg)
Me: *Talking With Dad*
Mom: *Grabs My Tablet, Checking My Qfeast*
Me: *Walks Back And Sees Her* MOM!!! DX
Mom: :DU
Mom: *Grabs My Tablet, Checking My Qfeast*
Me: *Walks Back And Sees Her* MOM!!! DX
Mom: :DU
on January 17, 2015