Stupid things parents do
Post annoying or stupid things your parents do. They don't have to be your parents :P
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Mom: being all nice*
*a few seconds later*
Mom: WTF WTF WHY GODAMNIT YOU FILTHY KIDS
Me and my sisters: :((
*a few seconds later*
Mom: WTF WTF WHY GODAMNIT YOU FILTHY KIDS
Me and my sisters: :((
laurita
it happends to me too
on January 23, 2015
on January 17, 2015
Everytime a funky song my dad likes comes on the radio he turns it up to full volume and dances about hilariously xD
on January 16, 2015
So my mom is Japanese and in Japanese they don't distinguish ls and Rs.
I was helping my mom out in the kitchen and stuff then my mom asked for the frying pan but instead she said flying pan and I had to prove to her that it is frying pan with an r
I was helping my mom out in the kitchen and stuff then my mom asked for the frying pan but instead she said flying pan and I had to prove to her that it is frying pan with an r
on January 16, 2015
(Reaches school)
Mum: Bye girlfriend!
Julian (My crush): 0.0
Me: Seriously mum -.-
Mum: AWW, COME ON *Kisses me*
Me: er...mom, stop it
Mum: Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't you know I am a human 2! See More
Hannah: Woah, ur mom is pretty cool
Julian: 0.0 umm...u wanna go..?
Pearl: Hey sister
Me: Hey and bye mom -.-
Mom: BYE SWEETIE! *sings anaconda*
Julian and hannah: !!!
Me: *gets embrassed*
Mum: Bye girlfriend!
Julian (My crush): 0.0
Me: Seriously mum -.-
Mum: AWW, COME ON *Kisses me*
Me: er...mom, stop it
Mum: Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't you know I am a human 2! See More
Hannah: Woah, ur mom is pretty cool
Julian: 0.0 umm...u wanna go..?
Pearl: Hey sister
Me: Hey and bye mom -.-
Mom: BYE SWEETIE! *sings anaconda*
Julian and hannah: !!!
Me: *gets embrassed*
on January 16, 2015
Dad: *blasting Katy Perry's Firework on full volume on the car*.
Me: *puts on Iggy Azalea's black widow on full volume*.
Dad: Turn it down, its two loud.
Me: -.-
Me: *puts on Iggy Azalea's black widow on full volume*.
Dad: Turn it down, its two loud.
Me: -.-
on January 16, 2015
on January 16, 2015
Mom : be in bed at 9:30
me : k
mom : *leaves my room and go to her room and sleeps*
***11:01***
Me : BORDED
mom : |-)
me : XD
me : k
mom : *leaves my room and go to her room and sleeps*
***11:01***
Me : BORDED
mom : |-)
me : XD
on January 16, 2015
Mom: *Smothers Me With Kisses*
Me: *Blushing, Embarrassed, Trying To Push Her Off* STOP!!! DX
Me: *Blushing, Embarrassed, Trying To Push Her Off* STOP!!! DX
on January 16, 2015
That moment when your parents tease you about dating your best (guy) friend (in preschool)
Now: I don't even remember what he looks like
Now: I don't even remember what he looks like
on January 14, 2015
One minute
Mom: you are an amazing child
A few minutes later:x
Mom: look at this dust! You were supposed to have cleaned it! X-(
Mom: you are an amazing child
A few minutes later:x
Mom: look at this dust! You were supposed to have cleaned it! X-(
on January 14, 2015
(I don't like Daniel)
(Daniels dad was my moms boyfriend)
Mom: Daniels dad told me to ask you that Daniel asked if you can be her girlfriend.
Me:No!
Mom:Just say yes so you won't be rude.
Me:I don't want to.
Mom:If you don't... See More
Me:-_- fine
Mom:Thank you
Daniel:Hey Skye can you be my girlfriend?:">
Me: *sighs* ok
Daniel: OMG!:-O:-O:-O
:x<3:x<3:x<3B):DB):D
Me:-_-X-(X-(X-(
(Daniel moved)
Years later...
Me: Why did you make me say yes to Daniel?
Mom:I didn't
Me:So you made me say yes?
Mom:You had a choice!
Me:X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(
(Daniels dad was my moms boyfriend)
Mom: Daniels dad told me to ask you that Daniel asked if you can be her girlfriend.
Me:No!
Mom:Just say yes so you won't be rude.
Me:I don't want to.
Mom:If you don't... See More
Me:-_- fine
Mom:Thank you
Daniel:Hey Skye can you be my girlfriend?:">
Me: *sighs* ok
Daniel: OMG!:-O:-O:-O
:x<3:x<3:x<3B):DB):D
Me:-_-X-(X-(X-(
(Daniel moved)
Years later...
Me: Why did you make me say yes to Daniel?
Mom:I didn't
Me:So you made me say yes?
Mom:You had a choice!
Me:X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(X-(
on January 13, 2015
on January 13, 2015
Mom: Go study!
Me: *Tries to find something to study from*
Me: *Doesn't find anything*
Me: *Goes to watch anime*
Mom: *Walks in*
Mom: That doesn't look like studying.
Me: *Tries to find something to study from*
Me: *Doesn't find anything*
Me: *Goes to watch anime*
Mom: *Walks in*
Mom: That doesn't look like studying.
on January 13, 2015
Dad: You need to eat everything on ur plate
Me: :Shoves it down throat:
Dad: Eat a little f*cking faster
Me: I Hate it damn it!
Dad: No swearing at the table
me: -.-
Me: :Shoves it down throat:
Dad: Eat a little f*cking faster
Me: I Hate it damn it!
Dad: No swearing at the table
me: -.-
on February 20, 2015
on January 13, 2015
Me when I was 9: Daddy! My teacher is making us wear shorts & T-shirts for P.E and run around the wet playing feild whilst its raining at 9AM in the morning =.=
Dad: Well, you need excersise!
My brother, 16 years old: We had to do digging, in the wind!
Dad: Wow! That's awful!
Me: -.-
Dad: Well, you need excersise!
My brother, 16 years old: We had to do digging, in the wind!
Dad: Wow! That's awful!
Me: -.-
on January 12, 2015
Dad: why are you obsessed with Linkin Park?
Me: Why are you obsessed with country music?
Dad: um?
Me: exactly.
Me: Why are you obsessed with country music?
Dad: um?
Me: exactly.
LINKIN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wuv it
on January 16, 2015
on January 12, 2015
Dad: (My name), stop blasting your music so loud! It'll damage your hearing!
Me: *sighs and takes off headphones*
Dad: *puts in headphones and blasts the music ALL the way up*
Me: *sighs and takes off headphones*
Dad: *puts in headphones and blasts the music ALL the way up*
on January 12, 2015
Dad: go outside, stop being on the internet all day.
Me: no
Dad: go outside.
Me: NO WAY! I SAID! GET OUT! please?
Me: no
Dad: go outside.
Me: NO WAY! I SAID! GET OUT! please?
on January 13, 2015
on January 12, 2015
Me: *in my room*
Dad: (My name), GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM, YOU NEED TO SPEND FAMILY TIME
Me: *leaves room*
Dad: *goes in his room and watches boxing*
Dad: (My name), GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM, YOU NEED TO SPEND FAMILY TIME
Me: *leaves room*
Dad: *goes in his room and watches boxing*
on January 12, 2015
Today i said to my mom i wasnt hungry because i have eaten cookies and she was like :
"SO YOU EAT COOKIES AND CANDYES AND DONT CARE ABOUT FOOD?!"
And i just looked up on her, then i said to my self :
"Its no point talking more she doesnt understand anything i say"
Who else feel like that?
"SO YOU EAT COOKIES AND CANDYES AND DONT CARE ABOUT FOOD?!"
And i just looked up on her, then i said to my self :
"Its no point talking more she doesnt understand anything i say"
Who else feel like that?
on January 11, 2015