Pick up lines

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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on April 14, 2019
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you: thief stop right there!
them: whatd i steal?!?
you: (winks) my heart/my night
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DemonQueen
better! ;)
on April 14, 2019
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clown.boy
alternative:

my soul. please give it back right now.
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you're a cut above the rest! <3
-CutMan
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on April 14, 2019
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girl/boy: excuse me do you know where i can find a decent meal?
you : im looking at it right now.
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on April 14, 2019
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you: excuse me are you lost?
girl/boy: no why?
you: ( act surprised) you mean you DONT want to go back to heaven?
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you got:
My love! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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I'll see you in my dreams
(if you know what I mean)
;]]]]]
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you : excuse me can you help me find my way to school? on earth?
girl/boy: umm your here
you: oh i thought i was in heaven and you were an angel.
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on April 14, 2019
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can you help me find my drug dealer because, you look really fukcing weird.
what the fukc did i buy.
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ballsoutrock
HAHHAHAHH!
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ur nice >;]
*wink
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you: excuse me can you help me fix my phone?
boy/girl: sure whats wrong?
you: it seems to be missing your phone number
;)
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DemonQueen
thx.
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nice try mega jerk but it's scissor time
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ballsoutrock
Nice!
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i would like to take you on an airplane ride, but your too BOMB and they wont allow you on.
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ur more valuable than vbucks!
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im not stalking you , mother told me to follow my dreams.
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mY fAvOrItE fLaVoR oF pOpSiClE iS dIiIiC
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on April 11, 2019
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emocreepypastaqueen
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on December 27, 2018
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Suck my weeny as if it were a white zucchini
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on December 18, 2018
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You put the 'cum' in my 'cucumber' *cue aggressive finger guns*

If Veggie Tales taught me anything, it's that you should suck on my veggie down below
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on December 17, 2018
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