Pick up lines

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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Is ur name wifi? cuz I feel a connection.....(undertale trash in 3....2....1...) Is your name Asriel...cuuuuz you're a dreemurr (kill me...I said it wrong xD)
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toiletboundhanakokun
I'm Asriel as it gets XD
on March 15, 2017
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on March 14, 2017
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-I never knew what was my purpose in life, until I met you.
- there is a song that's stuck in my heart, and I keep on replaying it eveytime I go to sleep. You are that sweet soothing lullaby. no matter how sad I am, ur music can heal me.
- You are in my dreams, and hoping you are not a dream in reality. Youre in my fantasies when im day dreaming.
:x
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on March 14, 2017
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DO YOU WANNA SMASH YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE- damnit it happened again
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toiletboundhanakokun
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Are you lighting . Because you struck me hard
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Is your name pikachu?
Cause I choose you! ?
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Your like a car wreck... I can't take my eyes off of you! ?
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clown.boy
Freshhhhhh
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kyletheconjurer
Woah. Tragic. But also amazing
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You sexy, you fine. I wanna make you mine
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kyletheconjurer
Rymes for days
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PUT DOWN THAT CUPCAKE!!!
You're sweet enough already ?
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kyletheconjurer
OHHHH
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I want your ass
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kyletheconjurer
Wow
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Bendy: This lil devil'd like to be your Darlin
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kyletheconjurer
Awe
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I'll treat you like I treat my big toe-
Bang you on every piece of furniture I have
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I'll make you pasta

I'll try not to kill you with food poisoning

You, me, McDonalds

You're awesome and I'm awesome so together, I'll be more awesome then you but you're still awesome
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Are your eyes the an ocean because if I look into far I'll drown
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WolfieGirl12
I tried to a romantic one
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I'd break a vase any day so we could KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
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toiletboundhanakokun
...but still tho
Maaaaybeeee
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kyletheconjurer
@THE.GREAT.PAPYRUS.and.sans
Oh
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toiletboundhanakokun
...I was just kidding dude XD
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toiletboundhanakokun
I wish ;-;
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