Pick up lines
I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.
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Are you a snake . Because I want you slithered into my pants
GOD THAT WAS DIRTY AS HELL
GOD THAT WAS DIRTY AS HELL
on March 20, 2017
Colin: before we begin our journey, I just need to get some information! What's your name? What's your number? Do you like me?
on March 18, 2017
"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it."
:D:D:D:D
:D:D:D:D
on March 17, 2017
"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone."
{Oh Really. What is that?}
"Its just that...your numbers not in it."
{Oh Really. What is that?}
"Its just that...your numbers not in it."
on March 17, 2017
-Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.-
-Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.-
-A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"-
-Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.-
-A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"-
on March 16, 2017
-Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!-
-Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.-
-There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!-
-Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.-
-There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!-
on March 16, 2017
I wish I could always have a mirror
Because when I look into my eyes I can see out future
Because when I look into my eyes I can see out future
on March 16, 2017
"hey i may be mini but im not where it counts"
"hey i shit my pants can i get in yours"
"if i followed you home would you call the cops"
"hey i shit my pants can i get in yours"
"if i followed you home would you call the cops"
on March 16, 2017
"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
on March 15, 2017
Are those moon pants?
Because your butt is out of this world!
"Oh, thank you for noticing"
Because your butt is out of this world!
"Oh, thank you for noticing"
on March 14, 2017
on March 14, 2017
-Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
-I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you -together.
-Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
-Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers
-I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you -together.
-Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
-Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers
on March 14, 2017
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework
I'll slam you onto the table and do you all night long
(Kill me)
I'll slam you onto the table and do you all night long
(Kill me)
on March 14, 2017
Damnit
You're so attractive
Stop that!
Stop flattering me!
That is FOUL play!
You're so attractive
Stop that!
Stop flattering me!
That is FOUL play!
on March 14, 2017
do you want to talk abOUT HOOOOOOOMESTUCK
on March 14, 2017
You're a person I'd share my apple juice with.
on March 14, 2017
Damn, you're a natural 20. (D&D Pickup)
You are the Joker to my EDI (Mass Effect Pickup)
You're the balance to my force (Star Wars Pickup)
You're the deadliness to my Australia (Australian Pickup)
You are the Joker to my EDI (Mass Effect Pickup)
You're the balance to my force (Star Wars Pickup)
You're the deadliness to my Australia (Australian Pickup)
on March 14, 2017