Pick up lines
I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.
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Do yOu lIkE JaZz?!?!
(dont do that its a joke)
(dont do that its a joke)
FlamPheonix
It’s nice, I wouldn’t say my favourite though.
on February 05, 2019
on December 16, 2018
u guys want a pickup line I WANT 5 LIKES
on October 03, 2018
my wife took the kids, give me more plz
on September 10, 2018
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C̢̙̘̜̭̤̊̃̐̃͘h̴̗̳͖̤̼̠̻͇̾̄̽͌͡Í̦͍̺̘̥̜̰̣̝̥̔͂͘̚͡͝ c͎͍̲͈̱̺̺̒̍͛̄̇̀̂́͟͝͠H͎͚̤͙̼͎̆̏͑̂̇̾̇̃̚̕ͅḯ̵̛̜̲̞̺̝͓̯̝̍̈͗̓̓͘̚,̨̟̻̭̠͓̤̥́͒̎̔̈́̽͘̕͜͟͝ D̤̻̯̹̻́͒̀͗́͒͜o̷̡̙̪̰̓̃̀͒̿̌͆͆͜͞͠ͅ Ȳ͉̫̣̥̫̪̟̀͋͐̒̌̒̅̾̕͜ȯ̷̡̭̟̪̗̌́́́͑̏U̵͈͖̳̰̦̱̾̅̅̂͋̅̋͘͜͜͝ l̛̛͈̠̪̫͎̓͛͂̑̒̕ͅO̖͈̺͙̤̲̭͕͗̒̿̈́̓̕v̶͍̞͔̀͒̄̃̀̀̃̌͐͟͜Ḛ̲͚͉̘̲̓́͊̐̏̓̑̔̍̑ m̢̭̻̙̥̠̈̊̌̋̒̌͞ͅE̴̡͇̭̘̙͍̫̍̍̆̌̚͞?̢̡̪͓̲͍̳̽̔́̀̑̽̚?̵̮̤̻̫̰̲̍̊͛̉͋͒̚?̢̘͔͖̄͌̿̇̄͘͟͠ͅ!̛͍̘̣̠͖̼̮̿̊̊̀͟!̨̢̡̲̹̣̬̍̾͛̑̓̄͋̎?̵̩͚̞̭̩̘͕͂͋͂͆̄͢͜͡!͙͕̰̦͓̲̗͗̃͐̎̒̊͠͠
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C̢̙̘̜̭̤̊̃̐̃͘h̴̗̳͖̤̼̠̻͇̾̄̽͌͡Í̦͍̺̘̥̜̰̣̝̥̔͂͘̚͡͝ c͎͍̲͈̱̺̺̒̍͛̄̇̀̂́͟͝͠H͎͚̤͙̼͎̆̏͑̂̇̾̇̃̚̕ͅḯ̵̛̜̲̞̺̝͓̯̝̍̈͗̓̓͘̚,̨̟̻̭̠͓̤̥́͒̎̔̈́̽͘̕͜͟͝ D̤̻̯̹̻́͒̀͗́͒͜o̷̡̙̪̰̓̃̀͒̿̌͆͆͜͞͠ͅ Ȳ͉̫̣̥̫̪̟̀͋͐̒̌̒̅̾̕͜ȯ̷̡̭̟̪̗̌́́́͑̏U̵͈͖̳̰̦̱̾̅̅̂͋̅̋͘͜͜͝ l̛̛͈̠̪̫͎̓͛͂̑̒̕ͅO̖͈̺͙̤̲̭͕͗̒̿̈́̓̕v̶͍̞͔̀͒̄̃̀̀̃̌͐͟͜Ḛ̲͚͉̘̲̓́͊̐̏̓̑̔̍̑ m̢̭̻̙̥̠̈̊̌̋̒̌͞ͅE̴̡͇̭̘̙͍̫̍̍̆̌̚͞?̢̡̪͓̲͍̳̽̔́̀̑̽̚?̵̮̤̻̫̰̲̍̊͛̉͋͒̚?̢̘͔͖̄͌̿̇̄͘͟͠ͅ!̛͍̘̣̠͖̼̮̿̊̊̀͟!̨̢̡̲̹̣̬̍̾͛̑̓̄͋̎?̵̩͚̞̭̩̘͕͂͋͂͆̄͢͜͡!͙͕̰̦͓̲̗͗̃͐̎̒̊͠͠
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on September 10, 2018
i am going to punch you in your mcfreaking mouth
with my mouth
softly
because i like you
with my mouth
softly
because i like you
on August 22, 2018
t͔̩͚̟̅̿ͮ̑̇̚͡ŭ͉̳̰̙ͫ͛͋ͮ̈ͩ̓͢r̨̰̼͋̈̿ͬ͋ṉ̸͍̼͈̻͖̘ͦ̊̿̈́̈͋̄̎̐̕ ̴̱͚̪̠͖̯̝ͩ̀͋ͅm͖̯̩̹͖͇͍̮͖͒̈́͐ͦ̀͢e̢̢̥̞͍͈͛̌̔̊̿̆͗ͅ ͖̔͗ͣͦ́ͮ̇i̴̲̟̫̻̜̯̠̒ͩ̔ͨ͛̾̊͡ͅn̡͕̙̜̪̟͈̐́͊̋̕t̡̛͔͇͈͚̍͆o͇̯̲͈̭̻̫̗ͮ͂͒͋͂̍ͮ͛̀̕͢͞ ̰̼͖͙͚̮ͩͮ͠ä̮̣̤̥̉́ ̦̳̱̱͊̔g̤̔ͣ͌̅r̗̊́̄̆ͫͥͦe̔͂̊͏̸̦̝͙̼̪͉̟ͅa̧̨̦͎̬̦͌ͫ̑t̢̰̲̯̦̺̝̄ ̳̮̻͓̙͉̺̩̝̆̒ͩͥ͒̂ả̴̯͚̱̰̜̑ͮͯ̚p͖͖̻ͣ̉ͬ̓̓̓͘͝e̸͔͉̤̦̜̭͋ͪ͟͟ͅ ̶̗̠͖̣̼̐͆ͩ̚͟͟w̸͓̦̰̬͇̻̉̈̀ị̧̡̙̻̣ͧ̓̈t̴̜͓͇̹ͦ́̿̍̈ͬ̀͢h͍̎̐͂͑̕ ̷̢͚̮͉̱͍̫̃̃̉̊ͬyͨ̂͂̚҉̛̺̰̤̬̼̫́ö̴͔͍̳̳͉͕̗́͗͢͞u̼̭̻ͧ͒̆ͬ͘͠͞r͔͖͉͇̹̺̗̻ͮ̊͢͞ ͙̗͍̩͕ͮ̅͌͌̆̉̄ͅp̸̛̳͋͋̿͒ͣ̒̊͜o͙̭̗͛͟͟w̶̟̻͖ͨͩ́̏́̆̚͞è͉͓͈̯̬ͭͦ͑̀̀͊ͩ̕͞r̡̲̻̾̃̔ͪ̎͊͋͛̓͢͝ See More ͎̹̔ͥ̂͋͆b̘͓̙̞̗̰̥̻͖ͨ̎̍̾͗͗̈͜a͂ͯ̔͏̪̜̬̱͈̞̝̞̭l̸̰̟̭̋͆l̸͕̹̗͕̀ͩͣ͑͂͂̏ş̩̹͕̞̲̌ͤ͊͑ͬͬ͜ͅ ̨̯͚̬̐̋̀͝p̰̠̫̠̼͙̦̽̇ͩͣ͘͜l͎̪̳̝̻̗̆̒ͯ̑ͨͪ̓̒̚͜͞z̧͕͇͋ͨͧ̎ͭ͂ͧ̍
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on August 05, 2018
hey b aBE
wanna try and
ride the tide
;;^))
wanna try and
ride the tide
;;^))
on August 03, 2018
on August 02, 2018
literally
your ass is thicker than the bridge of someone with FAS's nose
your ass is thicker than the bridge of someone with FAS's nose
on July 04, 2018
i call my ass dough because you can kneed it anytime
on April 25, 2018
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