Pick up lines
I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.
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cALL ME BOB ROSS AND FILL ME WITH YOUR LIQUID WHITE
BEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF M E
BEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF M E
on March 06, 2018
This pickup lie is so stupid but i love it and laugh so hard everytime i read it
on March 06, 2018
on March 06, 2018
on March 06, 2018
p u t m e o n y o u r d i c k a n d s p i n m e l i k e a b e y b l a d e
on March 06, 2018
Are you soda?
Because I would want to mount and do you.
Because I would want to mount and do you.
Also I found a this.
https://www.qfeast.com/page/HwOsxq/Memes-drawings-art/photo/oCrrxi
It's basically me and Tiff talking to eachother.
https://www.qfeast.com/page/HwOsxq/Memes-drawings-art/photo/oCrrxi
It's basically me and Tiff talking to eachother.
on November 24, 2017
this is killing me because of a fruking amazing song called diet mountain dew pFFFFFFFFF--
on November 24, 2017
on November 24, 2017
on September 20, 2017
Hey you.
Fucc me gently with a chainsaw
Fucc me gently with a chainsaw
on September 10, 2017
Why is it so cold?
Oh hey, you're warm!
C'mere and, snuggle with me, you hot son of a bitch.
Oh hey, you're warm!
C'mere and, snuggle with me, you hot son of a bitch.
on September 10, 2017
My pick-up lines are amazing, but not as amazing as you are~
Are you a bear? Cause you can maul me anytime~
Are you a bear? Cause you can maul me anytime~
on September 10, 2017
on September 01, 2017
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*eating a sucker*
How licks does it take to get to my tootsie pop?
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*eating a sucker*
How licks does it take to get to my tootsie pop?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know...
on September 01, 2017
on September 01, 2017
*eating skittles*
Taste the rainbow
Taste the rainbow
on September 01, 2017
on September 01, 2017
on September 01, 2017
God damn, I'll treat you like a Primadonna every day!
Never thought that I could be Happy, but here you are!
Can I be your Bubblegum Bitch?
You're the Starring Role in my heart!
Never thought that I could be Happy, but here you are!
Can I be your Bubblegum Bitch?
You're the Starring Role in my heart!
on September 01, 2017
//I'm A nerd sshhhhh//
-Will you be the Batman to my Robin?
//Gaahhhhh//
-You're the Harley to my Joker, and right now, I wanna rev it up, if ya know what I mean.
-Will you be the Batman to my Robin?
//Gaahhhhh//
-You're the Harley to my Joker, and right now, I wanna rev it up, if ya know what I mean.
on August 12, 2017
Are you a pepper?
Cause I think you're hot!
(End me now)
Cause I think you're hot!
(End me now)
on April 16, 2017
HYUCK ME GOOFY
A’GAWRSH