Pick up lines

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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m y s u b w a n t s y o u r m e a t b a l l s
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kyletheconjurer
thanks
on April 25, 2018
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clown.boy
okay,
on April 25, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
later being, literally a few minutes

but in pm
on April 25, 2018
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clown.boy
okay,
on April 25, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
i dont really wanna talk about it right now

ask again later
on April 25, 2018
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on April 25, 2018
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TOUCH ME LIKE JARED FROM SUBWAY TOUCHES KIDS
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kyletheconjurer
@Ghosty.Boo
HE ALSO SAID THAT

okay im sorry
on April 25, 2018
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yall.come.get.ur.orange.juice
K i r a
S T 0 P ™
on April 25, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
@Ghosty.Boo
THAT'S WHAT THE LAST KID SAID TO JARED-
on April 25, 2018
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yall.come.get.ur.orange.juice
Kira, please stop.
It hurts.
on April 25, 2018
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on April 25, 2018
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S T U F F M E L I K E A S U B
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ballsoutrock
No fuc u
on April 25, 2018
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on April 25, 2018
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Are you a washing machine
Because i wanna put my dirty load in you
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on April 01, 2018
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that's a nice choker but, i bet you'd look better in a collar 'nd a leash-
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on March 30, 2018
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u got that hot strange //spits tobacco//
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on March 19, 2018
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If you were an angle you would be acute.


Get it? Acute angle?
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on March 19, 2018
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if i could swith around the alphabet i would but i and u together (;
lol
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Blue_star
:I i forgot grammar for a sec ok?
on March 19, 2018
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Army_girl19
It's supposed to be "u and i" but you're learning, so it's okay
on March 19, 2018
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on March 19, 2018
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
mmm works
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on March 18, 2018
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are you a bike because im about to ride you
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kyletheconjurer
@Mataways
yo thanks my guy
on March 18, 2018
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All_hail_Melon_King
Finally, a person who who figured out to make women into bikes.
cool pick up line
on March 18, 2018
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clown.boy
wh

no
on March 17, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
@Cool_kiddo
ooh someone's jealous
on March 17, 2018
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clown.boy
she's my girlfriend, fIGht m E
>:^(
@EmilyTehPancake
on March 17, 2018
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on March 17, 2018
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are you a rose?
because, i think you're beautiful, even at your worst.
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Army_girl19
Damn. Good one
on March 17, 2018
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on March 17, 2018
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Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!
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on March 17, 2018
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I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... You're making the other guys look bad..
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on March 17, 2018
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Are we at little Caesar's cause you're hot and I'm ready
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Army_girl19
We all know what you meant, I'm just flippin ya crap
on March 17, 2018
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Army_girl19
got? lol
on March 17, 2018
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on March 17, 2018
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Hey girl, have you been sitting in a pile of sugar? Why you ask? 'CUZ THAT'S A SWEET A$$
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Army_girl19
@ReturnOfUltraSans Right?
on March 17, 2018
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NessTheMemeMaster
I can hear archer saying it now...
on March 17, 2018
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on March 17, 2018
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I can't taste my lips, could you taste them for me?
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SillySantaSausage
Or perhaps, My lips are cold, could you warms them up for me?
on March 12, 2018
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on March 12, 2018
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Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?
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on March 12, 2018
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on March 12, 2018
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open bobs and vagene plese
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on March 11, 2018
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My lips hurt, can you kiss 'em better?
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clown.boy
wh
on March 08, 2018
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milfs
hi hello
my lip split down the middle twice today
on March 08, 2018
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on March 08, 2018
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