NEDandN30

You can call me Toasty/Toast,Ned, dad
A complimentary dad joke: Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. See More
I just changed my Qfeast username. My old username was SuburbanToastDad
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
Yeah so did I when I got mine
on May 04, 2019
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NEDandN30
I somehow got gayer
on May 04, 2019
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
Here *hand you ??*
on May 04, 2019
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NEDandN30
thanks
on May 04, 2019
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
Your username is awesome you deserve gay goggles ??
on May 04, 2019
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on May 04, 2019
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on January 27, 2019
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I glared at a toddler for taking the last sample at Costco.
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on December 06, 2018
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Eggnog my best worst enemy
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on December 06, 2018
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i wish i had a lobster
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on December 06, 2018
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toes are weird
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NEDandN30
yeah
on November 24, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
alyssa's toes r long
on November 24, 2018
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on November 23, 2018
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i'm a better pornstar than you
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kyletheconjurer
@SuburbanToastDad
bICTH

IIIIIII GET ALL THE MEN WITH MONEYS BECAUSE THATS WHO MAKE THE PORN AND THEY LIKE GIRLS BICTH
on November 05, 2018
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NEDandN30
Also im not everyone
on November 05, 2018
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NEDandN30
Yeah, but I get the hot gay men.
You get stay at home billy with acne scars
on November 05, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
EVERYONE, I SAY
on November 05, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
everyone watches porn for the girls
on November 05, 2018
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on November 05, 2018
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I was a pornstar during equality club (The gaggle of gays).
Honestly that was the first time I was the whole meal instead the snack.
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kyletheconjurer
unacceptable
on November 06, 2018
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NEDandN30
I think we're both good. Some people just prefer one over the other
on November 05, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
everyone looks forward to the dessert and some even skip dinner just to get to it so,
on November 05, 2018
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NEDandN30
I want the photo of it
on November 04, 2018
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NEDandN30
agreed but remember dessert is optional
on November 04, 2018
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on November 04, 2018
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I am the okayest boy
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on November 04, 2018
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My dog is a good bagel.
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on October 27, 2018
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I look like a really smart dipshit.
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on October 27, 2018
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I'm kinda tempted to go by Ned instead of Hayden.
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on October 27, 2018
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My mom told me my hair will get darker like my dad's.
My immediate thought is me with black hair.
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NEDandN30
never
on October 26, 2018
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kyletheconjurer
do it
on October 21, 2018
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on October 21, 2018
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on October 17, 2018
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gay panic.
thanks youtube
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on October 06, 2018
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i love not being able to breathe through my nose and mouth.
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on September 30, 2018
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this damn potato
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on September 17, 2018
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i came home from school one day and walked to my desk. And all i found was a paper on my desk with a note from my brother.
"your gay"
thanks.
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on September 09, 2018
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spiderman can lift a elevator with 5 people in it but can't throw a fat man off a roof.
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NEDandN30
homecoming and the new spiderman game.
on September 09, 2018
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SuicideSmileyface
Homecoming?
on September 09, 2018
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on September 09, 2018
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my sister sent me a picture of myself when i was 2 with a bucket on my head.
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NEDandN30
honestly seems like something i'd do now.
on September 09, 2018
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on August 20, 2018
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