Terrible pickup lines
This is where you can post any of the terrible pickup lines you know. Have fun!
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on September 18, 2018
on September 07, 2018
you look "sweet". wanna go on a "date" - Me 2016
on September 07, 2018
on May 29, 2016
Hey there, are you made of Campbells soup cause you're looking mm' mm' good
i regret nothing
i regret nothing
on April 08, 2016
on April 08, 2016
on February 26, 2016
*about to say something, but goes silent.* . . . . . *backs away slowly from the page.*
on February 25, 2016
on February 22, 2016
Are you a fart?
'Cause you blew me away.
'Cause you blew me away.
on January 16, 2016
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
(I have tons of pickup lines but I'll never use them. I don't want to use them.)
(I have tons of pickup lines but I'll never use them. I don't want to use them.)
on January 10, 2016
on January 10, 2016
I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
on January 10, 2016
Wolfie: Hey Seniorita, I bet the guys call you hot because you know how to SPICE things up.
Chi: ...*Barfs*
Chi: ...*Barfs*
on January 10, 2016
There's a sale in my bedroom clothes are %100 off
on January 10, 2016
on January 10, 2016
You must be a vampire cause all I want you to do is suck me in
(;n; I'm sorry)
(;n; I'm sorry)
on January 10, 2016
