Terrible pickup lines
This is where you can post any of the terrible pickup lines you know. Have fun!
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Are you natsu's bro, because you looked like u got burned by a fire
LostBoy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oBlnb5orJo
on May 28, 2015
LostBoy
Who is this hoè
on May 28, 2015
LostBoy
Ooo u watched that to the makers of askin all dem questions
on May 28, 2015
on May 28, 2015
Girl, you hotter then inside Death Mountain
( Legends of Zelda :3 )
( Legends of Zelda :3 )
on May 28, 2015
Hey, I can make you have a white christmas
on May 28, 2015
I'm psychic, I see you and me together doing something.... Care to try that something?
on May 28, 2015
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word."
on May 28, 2015
on May 28, 2015
Hey girl, feel my sweater.
You know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
You know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
on May 28, 2015
*aot pickup line*
I want to manuver my gear into you. ;)
I want to manuver my gear into you. ;)
on May 28, 2015
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause that @$$ is refreshing.
( Idk... ._. )
( Idk... ._. )
on May 28, 2015
Can I take a picture with you?
Because my friends don't believe in angels
(had this said to me as a joke :p)
Because my friends don't believe in angels
(had this said to me as a joke :p)
on May 28, 2015
I was reading the book of Numbers, but I couldn't find yours.
(A.K.A. what happens if you give Phil a Bible)
(A.K.A. what happens if you give Phil a Bible)
on May 28, 2015
I sucked all the flavor out of my lollipop, can I suck yours instead. (Came up with it while I was writing it)
on May 28, 2015
So my friend Jonathan and Shane were playing mancola and Jonathan said ooh I'm driving these marbles on the road. So Shane said yeh the road to me kicking your but. And me and Shane's sister Aubrey were like good comeback
on May 28, 2015
I'm new here, may you show me around starting with the way to your house?
@Matlen, okay, someone said this to Sky_the_Bunny on Valentine's Day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lemons are sour,
So open your legs, See More
And give me an hour.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lemons are sour,
So open your legs, See More
And give me an hour.
on May 02, 2015
on May 02, 2015
on May 01, 2015
Worse I met:...
"If you were a bugger, I'd pick you first *that weird gross grin those kind of people do*"
"If you were a bugger, I'd pick you first *that weird gross grin those kind of people do*"
on May 01, 2015