Terrible pickup lines

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Are you an artist, cause youre drawing me in
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AnimePup
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT SUCKS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
on May 30, 2015
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Paraboilc
Shhhj @Markimoo
on May 30, 2015
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AnimePup
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
on May 30, 2015
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on May 30, 2015
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Girl, I'm lke chocolate pudding. I look like sh*t but I'm sweet as can be!
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on May 30, 2015
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You are the sun in my life u light it up
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on May 29, 2015
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Did it hurt when u fell from heaven ((oldest one in the book))
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on May 29, 2015
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You must be tired...
Because you've been running through my mind all day!

Girl, you must be made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon, cause your F-I-Ne!
(Yes, that's a chemistry joke XD)

Not a pickup line, but seriously hilarious...
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit!

Sorry, done now! Had to get those off my chest XD
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on May 28, 2015
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**has a creepy smile on my face**
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on May 28, 2015
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My love for you is like pi... It's infinite!
Yeah, the nerd approach.
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Space10101
Thanks. I doubt it would work though.
on May 28, 2015
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Kanya888
That's actually pretty cute.
on May 28, 2015
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on May 28, 2015
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Girl, you must be dancing like Uma Thurman 'cause I can't get you out of my head!
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Adderstar
Thanks!
on June 04, 2015
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on May 28, 2015
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Be my peanut butter, and we'll make them all jelly of our love~
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on May 28, 2015
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I wasted time making this.
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on May 28, 2015
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Hey girl, you have any Gallifreyan in you? You want any?
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on May 28, 2015
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What's the one place most guys spend nine months trying to get out of and the rest of their lives trying to get back in?
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XDDDD
on June 13, 2015
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Paraboilc
Lel
on May 28, 2015
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on May 28, 2015
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Oh yes! A Whovian one!

Are you from Skaro? Cause you're Dalek-table!
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on May 28, 2015
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Hey girl, do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine!
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rosebud.dicarprio
Lol...nice one
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on May 28, 2015
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If you were a booger I'd pick you XD
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on May 28, 2015
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
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rosebud.dicarprio
on May 28, 2015
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on May 28, 2015
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( In made this one while my tablet was dying, )

Are you a charger? Cause you charging me up
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BubbleGumBlowxx
XDDDDD
on May 28, 2015
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TheNutellaHedgehog
I think I know what it is ∆.∆
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on May 28, 2015
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This one is horrible.
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Paraboilc
Meh
on May 29, 2015
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threebeltking
Sorry I thumbed this down! I didn't mean too!
on May 29, 2015
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Paraboilc
Besides I warned you and yet you looked
on May 28, 2015
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Paraboilc
Knew you wouldnt
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Paraboilc
Kekekekekekek that was very kekable of you
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on May 28, 2015
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XD This is spamming my news feed.
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BasicCactus
XD
on May 28, 2015
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Me: spell "me"
Girl: M E
Me: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in ME
Me: not yet!
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AnimePup
AGH
on May 28, 2015
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rosebud.dicarprio
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Paraboilc
:3
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