Terrible pickup lines
This is where you can post any of the terrible pickup lines you know. Have fun!
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on May 29, 2015
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven ((oldest one in the book))
on May 29, 2015
You must be tired...
Because you've been running through my mind all day!
Girl, you must be made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon, cause your F-I-Ne!
(Yes, that's a chemistry joke XD)
Not a pickup line, but seriously hilarious...
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit!
Sorry, done now! Had to get those off my chest XD
Because you've been running through my mind all day!
Girl, you must be made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon, cause your F-I-Ne!
(Yes, that's a chemistry joke XD)
Not a pickup line, but seriously hilarious...
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit!
Sorry, done now! Had to get those off my chest XD
on May 28, 2015
**has a creepy smile on my face**
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LETS MAKE OUT!
((XD!!!!))
DANG IT I SCREWED UP!!!
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LETS MAKE OUT!
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DANG IT I SCREWED UP!!!
on May 28, 2015
My love for you is like pi... It's infinite!
Yeah, the nerd approach.
Yeah, the nerd approach.
on May 28, 2015
Girl, you must be dancing like Uma Thurman 'cause I can't get you out of my head!
on May 28, 2015
on May 28, 2015
on May 28, 2015
What's the one place most guys spend nine months trying to get out of and the rest of their lives trying to get back in?
on May 28, 2015
on May 28, 2015
Hey girl, do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine!
on May 28, 2015
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
on May 28, 2015
( In made this one while my tablet was dying, )
Are you a charger? Cause you charging me up
Are you a charger? Cause you charging me up
on May 28, 2015
This one is horrible.
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You know what would look good on you?
DEEZ NUTZ!
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You know what would look good on you?
DEEZ NUTZ!
on May 28, 2015
on May 28, 2015
Me: spell "me"
Girl: M E
Me: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in ME
Me: not yet!
Girl: M E
Me: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in ME
Me: not yet!
on May 28, 2015
Are you natsu's bro, because you looked like u got burned by a fire
on May 28, 2015
Girl, you hotter then inside Death Mountain
( Legends of Zelda :3 )
( Legends of Zelda :3 )
on May 28, 2015