Terrible pickup lines
This is where you can post any of the terrible pickup lines you know. Have fun!
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I think I just found home. :^)
breann.west.5
XD
on January 10, 2016
Paraboilc
Oh god
on January 10, 2016
on January 10, 2016
on August 02, 2015
on July 12, 2015
Are you a weeping angel? Because i can't take my eyes off you.
on July 08, 2015
So I hear you like hetalia.
on July 08, 2015
Are you from France? Because MADAMN YOU ARE FIIIINE.
on July 08, 2015
I'll give you a nickel, if you tickle my pickle.
on June 27, 2015
Girl: what should I put for the computer's password?
Boy:Use MyPenis
Girl: It says it's not long enough.
I see this a lot xD
Boy:Use MyPenis
Girl: It says it's not long enough.
I see this a lot xD
on June 13, 2015
Are you pasta? Because I can be italy!
((I'm so sorry....))
((I'm so sorry....))
on June 10, 2015
Are you a angel?
Because I can't take my eyes off you!
Because I can't take my eyes off you!
on June 10, 2015
Are you Marco Bodt?
Because you're my other half.
Because you're my other half.
on June 10, 2015
AoT pickup line~
I want to Jaeger my titan into your wall Maria.
I want to Jaeger my titan into your wall Maria.
on June 10, 2015
Are your parents assholes?
Because you're the shit!
Because you're the shit!
on June 05, 2015
on June 05, 2015
I'll do you like I do my math homework. All night , and eventually banging you on the table
on June 04, 2015
on May 30, 2015
Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. *Throws up*
Anyone know where it came from???
Anyone know where it came from???
on May 30, 2015