
place i got hired at has a full cocktail bar n the manager said i can ask the bartenders ab training in that area as well oh boy

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The key to being a good bartender is to spike every drink with cocaine
on February 27

identikit
i would b such a fun bartender i think
on February 27
on February 27

on February 26

hired on the spot how long do y’all think i can keep up with 2 barista jobs an artists collective and several hours of classes
on February 26

on February 24

i tweaked last night and i paid the price in inches (i have bangs again)
on February 24

on February 24

would it be a horrible idea to buy some fancy liqueur and start adding a lil bit to my morning coffee (like not enough to get me white girl wasted j a lil bit for flavor)

@tecna yea good call i found these coffee beans that r roasted w/ amaretto tho so they taste like it but don’t have alc or anything and i think that is going to be my thing its so good
on February 24
on February 23

i think my favorite piece of qfeast lore is all of the fake account raids that shit was so fun

there was also the old men which j started bc of one actual old man named pete who made an acc here and for some reason all of us thought it was funny so we made a bunch of old man sonas
on February 21

ayakos hamster was its own thing that i dont rly recall much of???? it started off w this one troll acc that kept posting ab having a brain tumor or smth and there was a hamster involved n everyone started making accounts adding to the lore i made an account for the brain tumor
on February 21

cabbage and the array of other accounts with mostly generic food/object names were v absurdist n would j come on and spam shit like “pants” and it wasn’t harmful or malicious but qfeast hated it n kept taking them down (even tho everyone thought it was funny as hell) n we had a “cabbage raid” where everyone made these accs and we all got in huge trouble for it
on February 21

@GhostyToesty this was like uhhhh i wanna say ??2019 ish but my memory is funny lol, everyone on here would make these stupid fake accounts that were all related to one another n would j troll relentlessly
on February 21
on February 21

seeing the nicest (and also the prettiest) person i think ive ever had anything with tomorrow do i brave the cold and wear a mini skirt and tights
on February 21

i have a secret page where i post things about my actual life bc im scared people from irl will hunt me down if anyone wants the link to that btw
on February 21

ive been an ordained minister for a year now would u look at that!!!

I've been an ordained minister since either 2018 or 2019. Still haven't married any couples yet, lol x3
on February 21
on February 21

been watching fionna and cake lately and they did not need to make that one scene where bonnie n marcy r fighting in the vampire au so hot what
on February 19

violently caffeinated dehydrated period a week with a sore throat late dressed like a horrible midwestern man ab to drag my horn and my guitar all the way from my apartment to 13th street all the way then to ida b wells bc i have orchestra and a studio session after
on February 17

it is 4° out (wind chill -8) and there is like half a foot of snow on the ground and my foolish ass is ab to go out in it to feed crows ig
on February 17

forgot green tea has caffeine and had like 3 cups of it on top of a coffee and a black tea and i think i can hear colors now
on February 16