identikit

at best i am a nuisance and at worst a liability

also i am of legal drinking age in america keep this in mind minors don’t be weird
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potion of joy and relaxation (rose and lavender matcha)
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on Monday
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hungover at work and its SLAMMED
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that sucked so bad guys
on Sunday
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on Sunday
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my fav thing ever lately has been coming up w/ crazy imagery for songs and stuff and then the thing that inspired it rly isnt even that deep
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like it SOUNDS that deep tho???? “a sort of salvation when im counting constellations” so pretty great use of alliteration its also about getting my shit freaked
on Saturday
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on Saturday
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made such a good drink today at work wtf
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iced half-sweet pistachio matcha w/ white mocha cold foam… the kind of drink the most annoying mfs in the city will come order in the midst of a rush
on Friday
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can we reclaim nolly
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yes
on Thursday
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i am in tears on a red line train rn bc my sweet sweet mother posted a bunch of photos of me for my bday including this one of me at a train station after going out w a guy (and it is… very obvious i had j been out with a guy)
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was thinking ab how "damn she coulda posted the before pic" and remembered before pic is me holding the unabridged journals of sylvia plath... now why was i bringing that w me
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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love having friends i can be bad with. horrendous activities afoot we are not getting lunch we are playing littlest pet shops twins in the womb roleplay and mother is drinking tonight
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(this is not a joke btw me and my best friend have done that and its on the tame side of our shenanigans)
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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my birthday cake doesnt have enough blueberries in it :(
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(i made the cake and was actively eating the blueberries out of the bowl this is my own doing)
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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i am 21
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Broker
happy birthday!! i hope it's a good one :]
8 days ago
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xxchild0fm0nstersxx
Heppy borthday!
8 days ago
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GhostyToesty
hap birth
8 days ago
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i think im actually going to not get white girl wasted today just for the sake of being different (also bc i have a 7 am shift tmr)
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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me and the random shoegaze band from taiwan with 13000 listeners i just found against the world:3
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8 days ago
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why do i primarily seem to attract slavic women and dudes whose names start with r
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exhibit a: a man who abandoned me at a show we went to together to hang out with this other girl he was seeing at the same time and then cried ab her in my arms like three days after the fact bc she went exclusive w/ one of the guys she was seeing
exhibit b: my former roommate's friend who was crashing at our place. we lezzed out and then i gave her my sweatshirt See More
8 days ago
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also why are all of the ones who do not fit either of these categories horrendous
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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im ovulating and i want to bite someone
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8 days ago
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tomorrow my last day of being 20 oh brother
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GhostyToesty
you can legally drink in the US starting in two days, congratulations
10 days ago
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10 days ago
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i had 4 cortados at work today.
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identikit
ive been sorta freaking out bc ive been getting dizzy spells lately at work and tbh it may be a caffeine intake issue
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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i truly hope i never get famous bc they WOULD find my qfeast account and i would be cooked
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ok im not too bad on this one apart from occasional stupid gooner shit (j embarassing stuff but nothing necessarily bad) but i posted a lot of things on my old acc that i am not proud of when i was an edgy 11 year old who fell down the 4chan dark humor pipeline and i cant delete the acc bc i cant log in anymore
12 days ago
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12 days ago
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my friend just gave me this crazyyy 120 film camera (1950s ansco craftsman) im so excited to test this
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will prolly head up to the kodak store when i dont have work to get some film im so unbelievably excited about this its one of those old box cameras no electronics even the shutter and film advance are manual
12 days ago
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my best friend did audio for this one short film ab a mime and it’s a huge joke between us bc there’s this one scene where the mime goes in this cafe n someone (completely unprompted) goes “kill yourself MIME” and we quote that shit alllll the time
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xxchild0fm0nstersxx
Is this short film available on the YouTubes??
15 days ago
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and and the mime actor was at my show last week i was flipping out
15 days ago
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15 days ago
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i spilled sooo much milk on myself today
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@MrewHaHa downvote
15 days ago
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im covered in milk
16 days ago
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16 days ago
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i made a financial decision (i have a new guitar and like 40 dollars to my name.)
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16 days ago
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almost passed out at work and had to leave + im fuckking covered in matcha again
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they should invent a birth control that doesn’t make you feel like shit i should not be losing so much blood that im fainting during my barista shift
16 days ago
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16 days ago
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