The Epic Adventure of My Ass

Fat Matt and Sushi

When Holio and I got back to my house he said he was hungry so I asked him what he wanted."I want some sushi I saw a sign for it on our way here."He said smiling.I looked at him with a wth look and said,"You do know sushi is fish so you'll be eating your own kind right?".He thought of something to say as an excuse then said,"But technically I'm an ass I just took the form of a dolphin."."Fair enough.",I said walking upstairs to my room."Where are you going?",he said calling up the stairs."I'm changing out of my science clothes and into my sushi dress."."Okay I guess I'll wait outside then.",Holio said walking outside the front door.

I walked into my room which looks exactly like the bat cave and dug through my messy closet to find my sushi dress.I put it on and put my hair into a ponytail then thought about Holio and if he'd like how I looked.Stop it,I thought to myself,you can't fall in love with your own ass its where your shit comes out of.Brushing off the thought of liking Holio I walked outside to see Holio eating Pablo!"Holio why the hell are you eating Pablo!?",I yelled at the now embarrassed dolphin."I'm sorry I just wanted to know what he tasted like.",Holio said looking at the ground."I'm sorry I yelled lets just go get some sushi then you'll feel better.",I said while patting him on the back.
We got on Pablo and flew to Fish 4 UR Facehole which is one of the best sushi places in town.We walked inside and got a table next to a fish tank on one side and a Chinese dragon statue on the other side farting fire.A waitress wearing a black tank top and an eyepatch came to take our order."Hello I'm Undyne and I'll be your server this evening what would you like?"."I'll have the Temaki and my friend will have the Uramaki.",I said setting down the menu."I'm sorry,Undyne said,but someone just ordered all the Temaki and Uramaki."."Who the hell did that?",I asked getting upset."It was that dork over there.",She said pointing to a fat guy.I was upset because no asshole messes with my sushi so I walked over to him and saw that it was Fat Matt.Fat Matt is this fat guy that eats all the food in the break room at work,and the most ridiculous part is he doesn't even work there!I walked up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder.When he turned around I punched him right in the nose grabbed Holio and we flew out of that shit hole faster than you can say dick puppies.