The Epic Adventure of My Ass

Spaghetti and Skeletons

After Holio and I left Fish 4 UR Facehole we decided to go to THE GREAT SPAGHETTI RESTAURANT!.We flew into the parking lot and tied Pablo to a pole.We were walking inside when I realized I was not dressed appropriately for this occasion.Luckily my traveling closet bag was with me I grabbed my bag and said,"Pasta dress",into it and my pasta dress flew out of the bag and smacked me in the face.I guess it wasn't in a very good mood this evening.When we got inside I went to the bathroom to put it on and told Holio to get a table.
I came back out to find Holio and saw he had grabbed a table next to a meatball statue.I sat down across from him and looked at the menu."What are you gonna get Holio?",I asked setting down my menu."I think I'm going to get the ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!,what about you?"."I'm gonna get THE BEST SPAGHETTI EVER!".A few minutes later a short guy that looked like a skeleton came to take our order.It was funny because he was dressed as a meatball."Sup I'm Sans I'll be your Sans-sational waiter for tonight,now what would you guys like?"."I would like THE BEST SPAGHETTI EVER! and he would like the ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI! and two Nice Creams please."."Alright your order will be out soon.",Sans said rolling away.
Holio and I were chatting until light flickered on a stage near us.A tall guy that looked like a skeleton was on the stage wearing some kind of....super hero outfit?...Anyways he was holding a microphone and yelled to get everyone's attention."HUMANS!TONIGHT WE ARE HAVING AN AMAZING PERFORMER THAT I THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE FOUND!!!!!SO ENJOY THIS WONDERFUL SHOW PUT ON BY THE LESS GREAT METTATON!!!!NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!".Sans rolled by our table and threw our food on it as the curtains parted to reveal Mettaton....My ex boyfriend.....
(A/N:DUN DUN DUN! Cliffhanger!I guess?Idk XD I laughed my ass off making this chapter.Mostly because Sans was staring at me because of the meatball costume thing XD Anyways Hope you enjoyed this shorter chapter I kinda wanted to leave it at a cliff hanger!)