The Epic Adventure of My Ass

The Epic Adventure of My Ass

My ass has been turned into a dolphin and we fell love.Will our human and dolphin love survive or will we break up forever and I'll be without an ass...

published on March 07, 2016not completed

Spaghetti and Skeletons

Spaghetti and Skeletons After Holio and I left Fish 4 UR Facehole we decided to go to THE GREAT SPAGHETTI RESTAURANT!.We flew into the parking lot and tied Pablo to a pole.We were walking inside when I realized I was not dressed appropriately for this occasion.Luckily my traveling closet bag was with me I grabbed my bag and said,"Pasta dress",into it and my pasta dress flew out of the bag and smacked me in the face.I guess it wasn't in a very good mood this evening.When we got inside I went to the bathroom to put it on and told Holio to get a table.
I came back out to find Holio and saw he had grabbed a table next to a meatball statue.I sat down across from him and looked at the menu."What are you gonna get Holio?",I asked setting down my menu."I think I'm going to get the ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!,what about you?"."I'm gonna get THE BEST SPAGHETTI EVER!".A few minutes later a short guy that looked like a skeleton came to take our order.It was funny because he was dressed as a meatball."Sup I'm Sans I'll be your Sans-sational waiter for tonight,now what would you guys like?"."I would like THE BEST SPAGHETTI EVER! and he would like the ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI! and two Nice Creams please."."Alright your order will be out soon.",Sans said rolling away.
Holio and I were chatting until light flickered on a stage near us.A tall guy that looked like a skeleton was on the stage wearing some kind of....super hero outfit?...Anyways he was holding a microphone and yelled to get everyone's attention."HUMANS!TONIGHT WE ARE HAVING AN AMAZING PERFORMER THAT I THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE FOUND!!!!!SO ENJOY THIS WONDERFUL SHOW PUT ON BY THE LESS GREAT METTATON!!!!NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!".Sans rolled by our table and threw our food on it as the curtains parted to reveal Mettaton....My ex boyfriend.....
(A/N:DUN DUN DUN! Cliffhanger!I guess?Idk XD I laughed my ass off making this chapter.Mostly because Sans was staring at me because of the meatball costume thing XD Anyways Hope you enjoyed this shorter chapter I kinda wanted to leave it at a cliff hanger!)
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I absolutely love this story, this story is now my idol XDD
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on January 08, 2017
XDDDDDD
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on January 08, 2017
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on April 27, 2016
Dick puppies you kill me hahahahahahah
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on April 22, 2016
This story is basically Undertale trash now
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Yup XD
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on April 16, 2016
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on April 16, 2016
I fūcking love this story so much
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on March 11, 2016
I've decided to update this every Thursday so everyone gets their weekly serving of weird.XD X3
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on March 11, 2016
Dick puppies.
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on March 11, 2016
I'd pay for another chapter XD
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on March 10, 2016
BEST STORY EVER!!! :-O
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Ikr!:D
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on March 10, 2016
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on March 10, 2016
Oh my Din. XDXD
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on March 08, 2016
OMG XD I AM LEGIT TRYING NOT TO LAUGH!
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on March 07, 2016
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on March 07, 2016
If five people read it I'll make chapter two
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on March 07, 2016
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING STORY I HAVE EVER READ
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Yes it is!
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on March 07, 2016
What the actual f*ck? XD
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