The Epic Adventure of My Ass

Science has turned my ass into a dolphin!

My ass started to tear away from the rest of my body but I didn't feel it for some reason.My butt was now floating in the air and it began to morph into a dolphin...an incredibly handsome dolphin.The dolphin looked at me and said words I've never forgotten to this day.He said,"I really gotta piss where's the bathroom dude?".Ronnie and I gasped and looked at each other in shock."You can talk!?",I asked surprised."He must have human DNA from your ass which gives him the ability to talk!",Ronnie exclaimed  excitedly."Can you lovely ladies just tell me where a bathroom is I'm about to piss on the floor.",He said tapping his flipper,Also a suit top would be nice.".Ronnie went to find him a suit jacket while I led him to the bathroom.
"Do you have a name mister dolphin?",I asked as we were sneaking down the back hallway so no one caught a glimpse of him."My name is Sir Assholio Dolphindick but you can just call me Holio.",He replied with a dolphin laugh following.After he finished up in the bathroom and I stopped him from trying to eat the fish in an aquarium we made it back to our lab.Where Ronnie was waiting with a suit jacket.He put it on and I blushed at how cute he looked in it.Ronnie pulled me aside while Holio was putting on the jacket and whispered,"If we give him to the DBO they could give us millions of hashbrown bucks for our discovery!".I gasped and said,"That is horrible the DBO would do horrible experiments on him plus its my ass!I can't just be assless forever!".Ronnie said she wouldn't do anything and we turned back to Holio who was tangled in the jacket.
I ran over to help him put it on right and our eyes met,I blushed and looked away.I couldn't believe I had a crush on a dolphin that was my ass!Ronnie and I agreed after some debate that Holio would stay at my house.We finished another dolphin serum gave it to our mail carrier hamster and went back to our houses.I helped Holio climb on Pablo and we went back to my house.