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"When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Seriously! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!"~ Anonymous
"Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying XYZ airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members."
~ Anonymous
"When I first saw Batman, I was expecting to see a baseball movie."
~ CoolFunnyQuotes.com
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
~ Warren Hutcherson
"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' "
~ Bruce Baum
“Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!”
~ luv_jess (Username on a website)
“I love you mommy.” 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' “I love you daddy.”
~ Anonymous
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