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“When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her.”~ Megham
“I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.”
~ Anonymous
“Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.”
~ Anonymous
“TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”
~ Ann Landers
“Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.”
~ Anonymous
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
~ Anonymous
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball
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