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"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."~ Eric Morecambe ~
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
~ Anonymous ~
"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key."
~ Anonymous ~
"Children- You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."
~ Thought by some Mums! ~
"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"
~ Thought by some Mums! ~
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
~ Calvin ~
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