~ Quotes (6) ~ (7 quotes)
“I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.”~ Anonymous
“I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.”
~ deep1007 (username on website)
“Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.”
~ shaddy (username on website)
“Poor Cindy’s heart was torn to shreds. ‘My Prince!’ She thought. ‘He chops off heads! How could I marry anyone who does that sort of thing for fun?’”
~ Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl.
“Did you just fall?”
“No… I attacked the floor.”
“Backwards?”
“I’m freaking talented!”
~ Anonymous
“I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!”
~ Anonymous
“What I do when I see someone pretty: I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.”
~ Anonymous
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