Harry Potter Jokes
Some people think there are too many Harry Potter jokes. I mean, Siriusly.

Harry in the Hunger Games:
"What kind of weapons are these!?! Stupid muggle stuff!" *throws axe in anger* *axe chops off fellow district tribute's head* "I HATE MUGGLES!"
"What kind of weapons are these!?! Stupid muggle stuff!" *throws axe in anger* *axe chops off fellow district tribute's head* "I HATE MUGGLES!"
on June 29, 2014


on November 19, 2013

Random Jokes

on January 05, 2014
Lucius is a girl. And his picture is funny. Peter's picture? Something is Siriusly wrong with him.
on November 16, 2013
on October 05, 2013

Lighting Up Wand Jokes

How many Veela's does it take to light up a wand?
Really, just one, but one hundred boys will offer to do it for her.
Really, just one, but one hundred boys will offer to do it for her.
on October 02, 2013
on October 02, 2013

Crossing The Road Jokes

@MoonyWormtailPadfootProngs I agree so much. But in defence of Slytherin, not all of them are double-crossers. It's like saying all of the Slytherins are going to be Death Eaters, and no Hufflepuffs, Gryffindors or Ravenclaws will. The Crabbe and Goyle one is so LMAO though :D xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD See More xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
on August 15, 2017
on September 30, 2013
ron kills Hermione
hermoine: how could you? I thought you loved me
ron: nah. that was acting
Hermione: what? See More
ron: no, really. it was a film.