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My best friend Joaquin wears stuff on his nails so he doesent bite them and he just got braces. He usually gets up in the middle of math class and brushes his teeth. Once he forgot his toothbrush and tried to use his finger... You know the rest...

I used to launch eggs in my slingshot and hit my neighbors. Sometimes I would shoot water balloons, loquats, chicken turds, sand filled socks, and dirty diapers. Once my three year old friend flushed a Jolly Rancher down the toilet. He also would flush diapers, and made the toilet overflow.