The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

Ostriches and shopping

When Holio and I returned to ISCO the rest of my work day flew by fast with his jokes getting me through my work quickly. Ronnie just seemed annoyed by Holio but I assumed something probably happened with her boyfriend Danny. After my shift was over at four thirty, Holio and I decided to go shopping at this massive mall where aliens from across the galaxy sell their weird as hell shit.
When Holio and I arrived his dolphin mouth gaped open as he saw all the weird and amazing things all throughout the mall. I asked Holio what he wanted to buy and he said he could really use some proper clothes since I'd given him my lab coat to wear all day. We walked into this store titled Jeans For Mermaids and decided we could find jeans that would fit over Holio's tail here. I called for the store owner to help Holio find jeans in his size but the mermaid son of I bitch ignored me and rolled her eyes. I went up to her and slapped her phone she'd been texting on out of her hand and she pulled out a fish and started slapping me in the face with it. Holio tried to stop the fight but now the whole store had become involved and it was a madhouse. I quickly grabbed a bag and shoved five pairs of jeans into it and shoved a $60 dollar bill (they exist now bitches)  onto the counter and dragged Holio out of the store and into the one next to it.
The store was filled with hoodies and I told Holio to pick a couple out while I picked some out for myself. We split up and I saw a really awesome Batman hoodie, I tried to pull it on but my legs were somehow in the armholes and I looked like a hoodie ostrich. I decided to have fun and I waddled around the store hiding in clothing racks and jumping out when people walked by to scare the shit out of them. Holio came to get me and laughed when he saw me waddling around in the hoodie, he helped me out and we paid for the hoodies and went back to my apartment from the mall.