The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

Lunch with Holio

It was noon, so it was my lunch break and I had decided to take Holio with me to my favourite restaurant. Ronnie was going to lunch with her boyfriend Danny so it would be just Holio and I. We left the building through the back door so no one would see Holio and we walked to the front of the building and climbed on Pablo. I stuck in the Dorito and we were off. We flew through the city and past the vet office where Gertrude's cats were exiting the clinic and they were all now Nyan cats. I flipped Gertrude off as we flew past and she threw a Nyan cat at me and I ducked not caring and just continued on our way to the restaurant.
We arrived at Juan's Taco Bar and parked Pablo, who seemed very upset since we were about to eat his kind. We walked in and sat at a table by the fish tank. I greeted the waiter and Holio and I took our menus to see what we wanted to order. I was about to ask Holio what he was getting when I noticed he wasn't in his seat. I turned around and saw him trying to eat the fish in the tank. "Holio you can't eat the fish! We'll get kicked out if you do that!", I yelled scoldingly. He hung his head down and waddled back to his chair and sat down. I apologized for yelling and the waiter came back to take our orders. I ordered the nachos and Holio ordered fish tacos. We made small talk while waiting for our food and we tried to figure out why he acted like a human. We finally decided that he had human DNA from my ass which gave him his human likeness.
Our food came and Holio practically inhaled his fish tacos while I was eating my chips really slow. Holio was bored watching me slowly eat so he ordered tequila. The tequila came and it came with a drunk dancing flower that you could either keep as a souvenir or eat. Holio drank the tequila and bit into the flower which caused the flower to scream extremely loud. After a whole bunch of bloodcurdling screams from the flower and me finishing my nachos we paid for the food and climbed on Pablo to go back to the ISCO.