The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

Assholio Dolphindick

My ass was still sparking and glowing but all of a sudden it stopped. There was a flash of rainbow and I looked back to see that my ass was completely gone and standing right behind me was a dolphin. 'Wait a minute could this be the dolphin from my dream', I thought, 'he looks more handsome than he did last night'. I turned around to look at him face to face and the words that came out of his mouth are words I'll remember for eternity. He said,"Excuse me but where the fúck is the bathroom cause I'm about to piss on the floor." I snapped back to reality and I showed him to the bathroom inside our lab and waited for him to finish his business.
Ronnie came in just as the dolphin was done in the bathroom and she screamed when she saw him, throwing her sandwich in the air. "What the literal hell did you do!?", Ronnie yelled at me. I explained to her how I was about to dump the serum on the llama but how the llama kicked it out of my hand and onto my ass, Ronnie stared disbelieveingly at the human like dolphin that was trying to eat the fish in the aquarium.
I called the dolphin over and asked him his name. "My name is Assholio Dolphindick, but you can call me Holio because it's shorter." Ronnie chuckled nervously at his ridiculous name and pulled out her cell phone, "We have to tell the boss so he can research this peculiar specimen, he acts like a human which is weird as hell since he's a dolphin". I quickly grabbed her and said, "We can't let the boss find out! If he does he'll do horrible experiments on Holio!". Ronnie sighed and said fine and I handed her back her cell phone. Holio waddled over to us and asked where he could stay tonight. Ronnie opened her mouth but before she could say anything I quickly said that he could stay with me. Ronnie looked pissed about this for some reason but I didn't question her.