The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

This is the story of how my ass turned into a dolphin and we fell in love. Will our dolphin and human love survive or will he be turned to sushi while I am forever without an ass.

published on January 09, 2017not completed

Spaghetti and a movie

When Holio and I returned home I noticed I felt I little hungry so I assumed Holio was also hungry. I told Holio he could make himself at home and choose a movie for us to watch after I made dinner. I walked into the kitchen and got out a pot and filled it with water to boil so I could cook the spaghetti noodles. I happily danced a little while I made the spaghetti and I finally finished cooking it and called Holio into the kitchen to get a plate of pasta.
He didn't respond so I walked into the living room and saw him with one of Gertrude's cats in his mouth. "Holio! Where the hell did you get one of Gertrude's cats! Also why the fúck are you eating it!?",I yelled pulling that cat out of his mouth and chucking it out the window. Holio looked upset so I put a hand on his shoulder and tried to calm him,"Holio you can't just eat random things you find. You're supposed to eat food, not poor innocent cats", I explained to him in a soft reassuring tone.
We got our plates of spaghetti and sat in the living room to watch the movie Holio had chosen. When it started up I noticed it was Nightmare on Elm Street and I glanced at Holio and raised an eyebrow. "Do you really want to watch this movie? It might scare you.", I asked him and he nodded and said it looked like it wouldn't be that scary and I would probably be the one pissing my pants from fear. When we got to the part where Nancy's boyfriend was sucked into a blender like vortex on his bed and his guts flying everywhere, Holio screamed and clung onto me. I laughed and pushed him playfully off of me and paused the movie. "I told you that you'd be scared, you should have listened to me.", I said still laughing, " C'mon now Holio let's just go to bed."
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I'm dieing, help me! ?
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You can't die before you finish reading the story
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on January 17, 2017
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on January 16, 2017
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on January 12, 2017
People should comment on this more. I don't bite I swear!
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on January 11, 2017
*Has no words* *facepalms self not understanding life anymore* Wh--Wha???
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Life is pretty
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on March 22, 2017
Accept its beauty
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O--ok..
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on January 11, 2017
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on January 11, 2017
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on January 10, 2017
Okay good
I didn't get any nightmare-worthy moments
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Did you get those from the first one?
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No, I got them from a different book.
I haven't slept since I read that one.
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on January 09, 2017
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