Voldy Goes North

Voldy Discovers JB

Voldy and Wormtail were washed free of cupcakes as they were submerged in water. They got out of the car and waded to shore, their soggy luggage hovering alongside them. Nagini was hissing crossly.
"Now I won't be able to wear my monkey underwear." Voldy said sadly, peering in his suitcase. "It's all wet!"
Wormtail was surprised to hear that Voldy wore clothes other than robes, but he said nothing.
"Maybe if you were Dumbledore you could dry us off." Wormtail said.
Voldy frowned at Wormtail as he scooped what he thought was some mushy cupcake out of the water. He began to eat it.

An hour or so later they were back on the road. Wormtail was annoyed with his silver hand because it was rusty from the water.
"Hey, I didn't take science class." Voldy said when Wormtail showed it to him. "All I learned in school was some spells and how to be a teacher's pet."
"Sounds worthwhile." Wormtail said. He turned on the radio.
Voldy had never heard music before and was very startled to hear Justin Beiber.
"Muggles are strange." he said. "But I like it."
And so Voldy became a fan of Justin Beiber.