Voldy Goes North

On the Road

"Where should we go?" Worm tail asked.
"Hmm?" Voldy said absentmindedly as he played a Nyan Cat game on his iPhone. (or iPod). He glanced up at the cracked windshield. They appeared to have hit a tree. "Oh. Hawaii sounded nice."
"We'd need a plane ticket." said Wormtail. "And planes are much harder to steal. Or we'd need a private jet."
"Fine." Voldy said. He shoved a cupcake in his face. "Do we have anymore chocolate cupcakes?"
"I can buy some." Worm tail answered. "ACCIO CUPCAKES!"
A few minutes later, just as Voldy was licking the last of the frosting off his fingers, the cupcakes Wormtail had summoned crashed through the window and went KERSPLAT all over the two of them.
Unfortunately, they had been on a bridge. And it is hard to see with cupcake all over one's face.