Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Everything Wrong with Wreck It Ralph.

1. Narration.
2. Nepotism.
3. Who is Felix's dad anyways? This is never explained.
4. Why is Bowser in the bad guy meeting? To my knowledge Bowser only appeared on home consoles so Donkey Kong should be the one sitting there.
5. The talking pacman ghost.
6. How did this officer not see those huge cherries in his hands?
7. Roger Craig Smith.
8. However minus a sin because of Sonic.
9. Skrillex.
10. I'm just wondering something. Yes they were able to bring Bowser in this the most iconic video game villain but not Mario? I mean I know why they didn't because Nintendo wanted a lot of money but still. If they didn't add him in then why bother referencing him at all? That's being unfair.
11. How did that turtle close the door?
12. This scene between Ralph and Felix is just awkwardly painful.
13. Why do they treat Ralph so poorly anyways? If they all fear him he could've commanded them to get out of the penthouse.
14. Also why wasn't Ralph invited? He is the reason the game is actually good since every game needs an antagonist.
15. How do you forget your underwear in a pub?
16. If there's a bar in this arcade what happens to characters that drink to much? Do they glitch or something?
17. They put "pussy willows" as insult that only adults will get.
18. You don't seem to give a sh*t about putting down your nana.
19. Damn, Ralph climbed that tower quick.
20. The halligram who congratulates Ralph is the judge in Peabody and Sherman.
21. King Candy is giving the candy people candy to eat. That's cannibalism.
22. Also the branch that Ralph clung to before he fell into the taffy lake should have broken instantly like the first one he grabbed.
23. Man kids are jerks.
24. Also glitching can get you some pretty cool stuff dude.
25. I swear those double striped branches are only convinent for the plot.
26. How are there marshmallows in the nesquik sand?
27. This is the movie that introduced me to the song: Shut Up And Drive.
28. The code King Candy used is the number one way to hack a game in all of gaming, its a cheat code.
29. Ralph destroying this car is just cruel.
30. Again with the alchohol? Are we sure this is Disney?
31. To many Sonic cameos for my taste.
32. If Felix and Calhoon got married what would happen to their kids if they had any?
33. I don't think Vanellope would be a good ruler.
34. Owl City.
35. This movie made me give a damn about Sonic's voice actor.
Bonus round: Sonic cameos.
Total sins: 157
Sentence: Mario's missing (cheap enough to use Sonic)