Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Everything Wrong with Sonic And The Black Knight

1. Are we watching a World of Warcraft Trailer?
2. SEGA is to lazy to come up with a new mystical chant.
3. Your stomach should be scratched off.
4. SEGA was also to lazy to create a different looking female.
5. So where Percival, Gawain, and Lancelot just standing up there watching the show? Why?
6. That horse defies logic.
7. Sonic you idiot.
8. Legend of Zelda.
9. How does Caliburn "choose" someone? He's a sword.
10. How can you "train" Sonic? YOU'RE A SWORD!
11. Caliburn educating Sonic on being a gentleman. SONIC!
12. WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!?
13. Ageing doesn't work like that.
14. Hm.. why does this scene seem familiar. *flashback of Adventure 2*.
15. Also concidering that I beat Shadow and Gawain in only one fight means that 'Lancelot' was not the mightiest.
16. Also this makes me wonder if the real king Arthur was Gerald because of Lancelot being close to him.
17. Caliburn is a c*ck block.
18. No money for another voice actor?
19. "No! Don't go emo on us Knuckles! That's Shadow's job!" "HEY!"
20. Also suicide.
21. I'd kinda be sad that he was going to kill himself but those swords don't look sharp at all.
22. Caliburn didn't choose him.
23. I'm adding 3 sins just because Percival is a b*tch to fight.
24. Also Caliburn ex machine.
25. OMG BLAZE LIKES SONIC! SOMEONE GET MY SCETCHPAD READY! THIS SHIP WILL SAAAAIIILLL!!! Minus a sin.
26. Also can Caliburn knight someone? I mean its not official because he's a sword and not a king using it to knight him. I know Sonic's actually the king but still.
27. How did they get outta that situation.
28. That's what Erasor Djinn said and suffered Jafar's fate.
29. Also I'm wondering how King Arthur even used that scabbard to fight. In the game he does but its a scabbard! It doesn't do damage!
30. Where did he jump from?
31. Also he didn't disappear in a puff of smoke, he just fell over.
32. "He wasn't real so you didn't kill him" cliché.
33. "I brought you here but I was the bad guy" cliché.
34. Lancelot cannot have hover shoes in this time period.
35. "Your efforts are futile" cliché.
36. Thanks for explaining the story Merlina. Also does that mean that Sonic has a son? Since he's the king?
37. No Caliburn!
38. Rip off Super Form but this acutally looks cool. No sin but no subtracting sin.
39. I kinda get why Caliburn would choose who is worthy of the crown because of the "Sword in the Stone" story. At least I think its the right story.
40. Technically he's not king Arthur, he's King Sonic.
41. There's no explanation as to how Sonic got back.
42. Let me get this straight: If Sonic's king Arthur then his wife cheats on him with Shadow. Amy is Shadow's adoptive mother and Silver is Shadows son. In order to save Sonic's wife Shadow kills Knuckles, brothers while Jet and Blaze are brother and sister? Got it.
Total sins: 43.
Sentence: Knuckles' Suicide (a new suicide creepypasta)