Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Alexis version: Everything Wrong With.

Yes I made an everything wrong with story because I'm to lazy to use my voice for videos.

published on March 18, 2015not completed

Everything Wrong with Sonic 06: Sonic's Story.

Everything Wrong with Sonic 06: Sonic's Story. 1. Soleanna doesn't look like it belongs in a Sonic game.
2. Why does Elise look like an ugly character from Final Fantasy?
3. Eggman's design.
4. Takes Sonic 2 minutes to appear in the game with his name on it.
5. Everyone in this game is blind.
6. The fact that next year Sonic 06 is 10 years old.
7. Pretty sure most of the budget was on the opening cutscene.
8. Just realized that whenever SEGA ships beastiality its with Sonic and a white person with red hair. (Sonic X & Sonic 06) SEGA is racist.
9. Elise is Sonic's ugly princess Peach, but at least Peach is in Smash Bros.
10. Sonic you could've easily ran after that but plot I guess?
11. Tails has telempathy since he doesn't need to move his mouth to talk.
12. No f*cking sh*t Tails.
13. Also Sonic is slow in this game.
14. Elise has no personality.
15. Anyone playing this has wondered the same thing.
16. Late reaction.
17. This place is the Windows XP background.
18. I'm adding 5 sins just for that entire scene.
19. I would've taken off 3 sins if Sonic had ripped her arm clean off.
20. Sonic is sending an anti drug message for beating up Silver.
21. Elise doesn't even help Sonic.
22. Amy when did you get here?
23. "Get Out Of My Way" cliché.
24. Sonic left Amy alone with the guy who tried to kill him. Even I'm not that cruel.
25. Knuckles why would you trust Eggman, you've done it 6 times.
26. Sonic thinks Eggman is going to hand over princess Elise.
27. The fact that Tails doesn't tell Sonic how that could be a bad idea.
28. You never said the time.
29. Elise knows that this is stupid.
30. What are the odds that they happened to be in the same time as Shadow and Rouge.
31. "Long Time No See" cliché.
32. "Depressing establishing shot with depressing music" cliché.
33. (Phoenix wright: Objection!)
34. Obviouly a reskin of Shadow with blue color and cat eyes.
35. This ALWAYS bugs me is the fact that people complain about Mephiles not having a mouth BUT when he gets into his final form he loses his nose and no one complains about that.
36. Rouge has no right to say that Knuckles isn't a treasure hunter.
37. Shadow has sweg. XD
38. Sonic pulled a chaos emerald from his *ss.
39. "A person can't go through the portal" cliché.
40. Silver's attacking again.
41. Silver is blind.
42. I'm wondering why SEGA did all the beastiality scenes in good quality.
43. I understand WHY Elise's father put Iblis inside of her but I'm just wondering, what happens to Iblis when she dies?
44. Also its impossible to go a whole lifetime without crying.
45. "Villain shifts from bad to good" cliché
46. Late reaction.
47. "I'm not finished yet" cliché.
48. She used his own line against him. -_-
49. No one dies.
Total Sins: 54.
Sentence: Oh the charge is late on me for beastiality. (After Ever After)
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"WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"
The most obvious Markiplier reference ever...
LOVE IT!
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on February 03, 2017
Sonic Lost World, sin 42.
Well, she may as well be Elsa if this is now Frozen, amirite?
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on June 21, 2015
Also, Sonic Generations.
Tails doesn't even KNOW Green Hill cuz it's the very first stage in the very first game.
Tails didn't make an appearance in the 2nd game, and that was EMERALD Hill.
Minus a sin from Sonic Generations.
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Yes he does since he's been there in Sonic and the dark brother hood, and in the end of Sonic generations classic Sonic AND classic Tails BOTH enter the enterance to green hill.
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Its Sonic lore, no one is suppose to understand it.
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on September 11, 2015
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I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!!
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on September 11, 2015
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on September 11, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
Wait wait wait...
CRUSH 40 QUIT?!?!?!
OH WELL F*CK YOU SEGA!!
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They didn't really quit, it was a joke.
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on June 21, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
It's bouytiful :3
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on March 20, 2015