Voldemort's Birthday Party

The End

They played games such as "Pin the Spell on the Potter" and "Monopoly" and "Musical Wands". Wormtail's hand tried to choke him again when he didn't pin the spell on Harry (more like the table), so Voldy had to command it otherwise.
"I don't trust you, Wormy." he said. "You owe the Potter boy. Someday it'll come back and bite you HARD in the rump."
"I can take care of that a sooner 'someday'." said Fenrir.
"No, Fenrir." Voldy said firmly. "Wormy has to get his deserved death."
"Oh, whatever." Fenrir said. "Here's a $50 to get out of jail."
"I'm installing a jacuzzi on my 'Lucius' House' land." Yaxley said.
"Whenever we meet at my house and you have to go to the 'bathroom' you actually explore and take a dip in the jacuzzi, don't you, Yaxley?" Lucius narrowed his eyes.
"What? No!" Yaxley said quickly. "Of course not."
"Sure." said Lucius suspiciously. "I'm not sure a 'quick bathroom break' takes three hours."
"You have a jacuzzi, Lucius?" Igor asked. "I thought you just had heated toilet seats and a water bed!"
"And a sand bed." said Lucius.
"I'm buying 'Diagon Alley' and 'Knockturn Alley'." Bellatrix handed Voldy $500. He gave her two cards with their names. "Then I'll get two houses for each." she added.
"Dang! I'll have to mortgage Durmstrang." Wormtail said. "I landed on the 'Lucius' House'."
"Haha." smiled Yaxley. "Thanks for the $2000."
"Can we do Musical Wands again?" asked Snape. "Monopoly takes forever."
"True dat." agreed Igor.
"Oh my!" exclaimed Bellatrix. "It's already 8:00!" she got up. "Sorry, Voldster, but I gotta go. Regulus wanted to meet me at Gringotts. Thanks for inviting me!" She got her coat and Apparated away.
"That reminds me." Snape remembered. "Argus Filch was wondering where to get some nunchucks. Lucius, should we get some more socks on the way?"
"Sure." Lucius agreed. "Bye, Voldy! I wanted to stay longer, but see you later!"
"I get Knockturn and Diagon Alley now." said Yaxley. "And I'll add some house elves and banana trees and peacocks."
"I have to go now, too, Voldy." Igor realized. "Being a Headmaster limits your fun, you know. See you!" he left as well.
"Hmm." Fenrir looked out the window. "Oo, it's almost full moon." he grinned maliciously. "I'm gonna need to go now as well, Voldy. There's people to bite."
"I'll come with you, Fenrir." Yaxley said, standing. "I have to retrieve some papers from the Shrieking Shack."
"My apologies, Master." Barty said. "But I must leave as well. I have a dementor farm, you know. Illegal of course, ha ha. But I have some new dementors to name and feed. See you!"
"Well, Wormtail." Voldy said. "It's just you and me."
"And me!" Nagini said indignantly, slithering over. "Don't I count? Oh, no, I'm just an animal. Don't deny it, you're a mammal. Mammals are animals!"
"No, Nagini." Voldy shook his head. "I'm not a mammal. I'm more reptile or amphibian. I think my 2nd cousin is a toad, and then my uncle was a barracuda."
"Shall I ready your pajama robes?" asked Wormtail.
"Yes." Voldy said. "I'm glad you're back from your trip."
"Me too." Wormtail agreed.
THE END