Voldemort's Birthday Party

The Visitors Arrive

It was the morning of his birthday. Voldy got some party favors and games from Zonko's Joke Shop, then got a big cake with a picture of him zapping Harry (Happy Hunting, Voldy!).
The first to arrive was Bellatrix.
"Master!" she said. "I have TWO presents for you!"
"Put them over there by that couch." Voldy said.
"The moth eaten one?" she asked.
"Are there any others?" Voldy rolled his eyes.
Next to arrive was Lucius, Yaxley and Peter/Wormtail, all jostling for position in the front.
"Greetings, Master!" they showed him the presents they had brought.
"I got you two presents, my lord!" Wormtail said excitedly.
"Come in, come in." Voldy said. "And no gloating about your hair, Lucius. I learned a new shaving spell and I'm not afraid to use it. Also, keep your socks on."
"Yes, Master." Lucius nodded. "I got brand-new socks, want to see?"
"No, I don't." Voldy replied.
After that was the rest- Snape, Igor, Barty, and Fenrir. Fenrir was at the front (the others well behind).
"I brought my chew toy." Fenrir said.
"Good."  Voldy said, relieved.
"Master, master!" Barty exclaimed. "I got you THREE presents!"
Bellatrix frowned from the moth-eaten couch.