MUWAHAHA!! Malfoy you just got roasted!
The detentions were finally over, and it was a crisp, clear, Saturday morning. Almost everyone was outside chilling, going swimming, or playing Gobstones. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were visiting Hagrid, who Vanessa had met and thought was very sweet. “Wanna play Exploding Snap?” George asked Vanessa. The friends were next to the lake, basking in the glorious sunshine watching Tally swim laps.
“Ok,” she replied.
After about five minutes, the whole thing exploded and Vanessa jumped.
“I guess that’s why it’s called Exploding Snap!” the two teens said in unison.
“Shut up, mudblood,” they heard someone sneer.
“Oh my fudges!” Vanessa muttered. “It’s that dumb blonde boy again who thinks it’s funny to pick on my brother and his friends!”
Tally was climbing out and heard all this. “Well go tell him off! Poor kids – they’ll never get a break from him.”
“Alright,” Vanessa whispered, clenching her fists. “Now big sis gets to pack some punch.”
She quickly ran over there, then saw Hermione’s face going red. That set her off. Vanessa rushed over and looked Malfoy in the eye and said angrily: “Who the fudge do you think you are picking on Harry, Ron, and Hermione for? I mean, Harry’s the boy who lived, Ron the bravest person ever, and Hermione’s super smart! And look at you! A stupid, immature, dumb old IDIOT who thinks it’s funny to pick on kids who’ll save the FREAKING UNIVERSE WHILE YOU’LL BE CRYING LIKE A BRAINLESS PIECE OF THESTRAL DUNG!!!!!!!!!!” the adrenaline rush was gone, and Vanessa stood there staring at him, challenging him to touch her.
“I – I’m sorry guys,” Malfoy whispered, then ran off.
“You are honestly the best big sister in history.” Harry grinned.
“Oh. Hot. Damn.” Ron muttered.
“Is there a book of insults you read off of? ‘cause I could use it…” Hermione smiled.
Join Qfeast to read the entire story!
Sign In. It is absolutely free!
"I mean, Harry’s the boy who lived, Ron the bravest person ever, and Hermione’s super smart! And look at you! A stupid, immature, dumb old IDIOT who thinks it’s funny to pick on kids who’ll save the FREAKING UNIVERSE WHILE YOU’LL BE CRYING LIKE A BRAINLESS PIECE OF THESTRAL DUNG!!!!!!!!!!"