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Happy Appy Part 5

Then, he goes to the Oranges' house in the middle of the night. The first Orange is watching TV, while the second Orange is reading a book. The second Orange said “Hey, James.” and James Orange says “What, John?” and John Orange said “Did you know that no words rhyme with Orange?” and James Orange says “Oh, really?” and then John Orange says “I'm going to go to bed.” and James Orange nods, and continues to watch TV.

Then, Happy Appy jumps into the roof of their house, with an orange peeler in his right hand. He whispers “Hey kids, let's go skin the Oranges!” and Happy climbs down the ladder to where John Orange is, and peels his skin. After that, he puts John Orange in a vise, and starts turning the crank, and John Orange gets squeezed and orange juice comes out of him, replacing blood. After that, James Orange knocks on the door, and Happy jumps into the ceiling. When James Orange opens the door and turns on the light, he sees John Orange's body, and screams.

Then, Happy Appy comes down from the ceiling, and peels and vises him in the same way as John Orange, and the episode ends.

The next episode was Happy's Van Breaks. It starts with the intro, and goes into the episode. Happy is healing a kid when he notices that his van's engine is billowing smoke. He runs to it and notices that a part of the van's engine is broken. Happy takes a mechanic's toolbox, and gets to work on the engine. When he works on the engine, a kids' soccer ball bounces on Happy's head. Angered, he gets a wrench, and off-screen, he kills the kid with the wrench. Then he goes back and repairs the engine, replaces the coolant, and changes the oil. Then, while healing more kids, we see a man break Happy's engine. Happy gets super annoyed, and runs after the man in a POV shot. Eventually, he captures him, and stabs the back of his head with a screwdriver, and the episode ends.

Finally, I saw the episode The Kids Are OK/Happy Happy Christmas. In The Kids Are OK, we find out what happened to Danny; he's still alive, and we find out what happened; Danny is the younger brother of Miranda, and he hates Happy because he killed his older sister. Most of the episode is of Happy trying to kill Danny, while posed as John Orange.

In Happy Happy Christmas, we see Happy drive to the playground in his van, but the van is all decked out in Christmas lights and decorations. Happy exits out the side door and says “MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHILDREN!” and gives presents to the children. We see one of the kids open his present, and it is a juice box. In fact, all of the presents are juice boxes. We see the children drink them, except for one kid; it was Danny! All of a sudden, we see all the children collapse. When I first saw this, I thought he had done a Jim Jones and put poison in the juice boxes. But then, Happy says “Looks like my knockout drink worked!” and we see Danny run away, and he looks at Happy taking all the kids to his van. Then we see Happy drive off, screaming “MERRY CHRISTMAS DANNY!” and Danny runs to the road, pulls out the Colt Python, and shoots the bumper of Happy's Van. Happy swerves, but keeps driving. Danny throws the gun on the ground and screams “DARN YOU HAPPY!” and the episode ends.

November 3rd, 2011Welcome to part 2 of the Happy Appy Episode Watching posts.

I decided to start with the episode that contained “Miranda Lives”. The first episode, with an unreadable episode in the menu, had the title “Danny's Final” in the intro. However, the intro is different; it plays “The Final Countdown” by Europe while showing pictures of Danny fighting Happy Appy. Then it shows a clip of Happy dancing then Danny shooting, and then the clips fuse into one shot with V.S. in between.

The episode starts with Danny kissing one of the girls from the movie. He said “I love you, Jenny!” Then it cuts to Happy dragging a body into his van. It turns out it's Miranda! Happy drives his van while the Psycho theme plays. Danny sees the van and flips the bird at him. Happy gets out and says “Greetings, bitch.” Danny takes out a katana, while Happy takes out his knife. They sword fight for a minute, then Danny flicks Happy's knife away with the katana.

Happy then grabs Danny's sword away and says “Now, let's see how much blood's in you” while Jenny screams. Happy thrusts the sword, but then he is stabbed by a quickly-moving being. It was Miranda! She says “Cheers.” and falls down. Danny then said “He's dead, forever.” Then the credits appear, and then it shows a title card saying “Epilogue”. The epilogue made this episode worse.

It started with Happy's body on the playground. A demonic voice that sounded like the voice in the first 6 seconds of “One Vision” by Queen started talking, and fog surrounded the playground. Then, Happy started levitating, but it was really a shadow man who was holding him up. It was Forenzik, saying “Poor Happy, defeated by Danny. I will revive you, and we will kill Danny and Miranda.” Then the episode ends.

Then, Miranda Lives started playing. It starts out with a piano version of the song sung by 3 of the 5 original kindergarteners (but they were in first or second grade when the episode premiered). The intro showed clips from Happy and the Oranges, Happy Happy Christmas, Camp Aaah!, and two other episodes I hadn't seen yet. It began with Miranda chopping cow with a butcher knife in a butcher shop, while Down with a Sickness was playing (It was released on Halloween 2000, and this episode was released on December 27th, so it was sort of normal).

Happy sneaks in the butcher shop with a needle filled with acid and injects it into Miranda, before running off. The song stops and Miranda wakes up, picking up a knife and yelling for Happy, but there is no response. She looks around and Happy jumps down from behind and bites her leg. She chops the leaf off Happy's head. Happy screams very loudly, like a girl in pain, and stabs her in the eye with the needle. She fainted, and it looked like she had died, but she gets up and drives her thumb into Happy's back. Happy screams that same scream and spits some green acid on her face. Miranda falls down, but Danny runs in with a peeler and peels a part of Happy's face off and apple juice squirts out. Happy then chops part of Danny's shoe off with Miranda's knife. Danny then runs into a walk-in freezer, and Happy follows. Danny turns the temperature to -34 degrees Fahrenheit, and Happy freezes. Then the episode ends.

Then, I played the episode Lighter/Miranda Forever. Lighter was about Happy finding a lighter. It starts with the regular old intro, but with the acoustic version. Why the acoustic version? It then cuts to Happy walking on the playground. I have a question; if Happy kills a lot of children, why don't the children notice him instantly, or the parents? Happy then stops, and picks up a lighter. He says “Hey kids, look what Happy found!”

It then cuts to Happy turning on the lighter. He says “Today, we're going to learn about fire!” Oh no. I know what was most likely going to happen; Happy burns down houses, sets children on fire, and most likely kills Danny. I then saw Happy stand next to an actual worm. He said “Fire can give people burns, and in some cases, can kill them, like this worm!” He then set the worm on fire, and you can see its charred body. Happy then said “Magnifying glasses can set small insects on fire!” before walking over to a kid.

The kid didn't recognize him, and Happy turned on the lighter, and set the kid on fire. The kid tried to stop, drop, and roll, but it was too late. Happy then said “Let's go find a house to burn!” and Happy walks over to a house and burns it down. The rest of the episode is just Happy setting stuff on fire.

I then played Miranda Forever. It picked up at the end of Miranda Lives, where Danny was in the walk-in freezer with Happy's frozen body. You could see ice on Danny's face, due to the sweat freezing. He then screams to Miranda to open the door. Miranda wakes up, and slowly walks over to the freezer. Miranda tries opening the door, and the door doesn't open. Miranda then wonders; could a hammer break the handle?

Miranda tells Danny that she will get a sledgehammer to break open the door, and walks off. Danny then waits for a while, staring at Happy, wondering if he will come back from the dead and kill him. Then, Miranda hits the door handle with a sledgehammer, and breaks the handle, throwing open the door. Danny gets scared, and accidentally hits the thermostat to warm the freezer. Miranda gets Danny out of the room, and they both leave the Butcher Shop. However, the thermostat warms up Happy, and he manages to leave again. He says “Hey kids! Let's see how good Danny is holding in pain!” Then he gets a chunk of dry ice and puts it on Danny's arm, and he screams. Miranda turns around, but Happy isn't there, and the episode ends.

Then, I played Happy and the Blackberry, which was 2 minutes short of a normal episode of Happy Appy. It starts out with Danny, Jenny, Miranda, and a kid named Quincy talking in a meeting room dressed up. Miranda suggests putting another fruit out to kill Happy. Quincy suggests a Watermelon to crush Happy. Miranda suggests a tomato, Jenny suggests a pear, but Danny shouts “BLACKBERRY!” and a Blackberry appears, whose name is Derry Berry. He says “You owe me two ounces of dirt and a cup of water, Dan.” and Danny replies “Whatever, just kill the goddamn apple”. Derry runs toward Happy, who is putting medical tapes and cotton on a kid's bloody gash near his wrist on his arm. Happy turns around holding scissors and Derry runs into them. Happy says “Remember kids, always look where you're going or you'll get a boo-boo!” Derry pulls himself off the scissors and starts to eat Happy. After that, all that is left is an apple core, Derry explodes, and the episode ends.

Happy Lives starts out with the same intro. Happy just randomly sucks himself back together like in the movie, but this time, the effects were a bit better. Then Happy heals a kid using a Band-Aid, but then he says “Hey kids, wanna come have fun with me and Benny?” They all come running into the van, but Benny leaves quickly and silently. Then it shows Happy with a hand grenade and he says “Wanna see a cool trick?” Of course, the children shout yes, and the van explodes. The scene is kinda realistic, with body parts everywhere. Then, Happy polishes a toe, puts it in a jar, and puts it in a mysterious brown bag, which has been in the background since the Knife episode. Benny runs over to the group (Miranda, Danny, Jenny, and Quincy) who say “Hi, we're the Happy Hunters”. Benny then says “Can I join?” and the episode ends without credits.

November 4th, 2011Welcome to the final post of the Happy Appy Season 2 and 3 posts.

Let's start with Red. It starts out with a new intro that is the intro to every Season 3 episode (except Happy Fest). The intro plays a rap version of the normal theme. It goes like this;

Yo, there's an apple who's a yapple who loves to help

Then there's these kids that want him to go to hell

Ooooh, Happy Appy,

Aaaaaah, Happy Appy,


HE LOVES TO HELP!

After that, it shows Happy in front of a dirty, broken-up mirror chanting “Satan, Satan” until Quincy breaks in, and Happy says “Hey Quincy cheeks, you doin' fine?”. Quincy then drops a cross onto Happy and Happy yells while burning. The episode ends with no credits. The entire episode (even with the intro) is 4 minutes long, the shortest episode ever.

Miranda Dies picks off 7 seconds before Miranda Forever ends. Danny falls on the ground choking on his saliva and Happy chucks a stake at him. Danny then gets out a match and kicks a bottle of wine down, and says “Rot in hell, whore head!” Happy takes the lit match and throws it at Miranda. Miranda burns, while Danny shouts “No!” She dies, and Danny gets angry. Danny picks up the bottle and smashes Happy over the head, knocking him back into Miranda's burning body. He melts, while Danny runs out of the Butcher Shop (which is ironically named the Miranda Donald Butcher Shop) and the credits roll.

Nuxik then played. It was actually called Happy Goes Bonkers instead of Nuxik. It starts out with a girl forming Happy into his normal shape, but drops tweezers next to Happy. Happy then gets the tweezers and stabs her with them. He goes into the butchering room and finds the cleaver stuck on the floor. Happy walks out, while Quincy is crying because Danny telling him the news of what happened to Miranda and the girl. Then Happy hides, while Danny walks inside, gets a pistol, and goes outside. He sees Happy and he says “I've killed your friend and your older sister. Now it's time for you to go bye-bye!” but Danny shoots Happy's cleaver out of his hand, and Happy gets frightened by it, so he runs off while Quincy says “Yeah! That's how we do it in my neighborhood!” Quincy walks into the house and the credits roll.

Meaner picks right off after Happy Goes Bonkers. Happy is in his van polishing his cleaver and cleaning the body parts of children. The corpse of the girl he stabbed with the tweezers wakes up, and both the girl and Happy scream. Happy injects the girl with the knockout fluid and proceeds to mutilate her off screen. After Happy is done, he chops the girl's head off with the cleaver. Happy leaves his van and says “That was fun! Hey kids, killing is a fun thing to do! You can do it at home if your mommy and daddy allow you to!” and the credits roll.

Happy 2; Revenge starts out with no intro; it just cuts to Happy driving a new van, which was black instead of white. He goes to the playground, but unlike regular times, where he kills the kids when he exits or does a half Jim Jones, he just wanders around the playground, before healing one kid. Then, we see a flashback; someone hypnotized Happy to heal kids like he used to before he killed them. Then, while healing a kid, he notices the man who hypnotized him. He stops healing the kid, picks up a broken beer bottle, and says "Hey kids, when a mysterious man hypnotizes you, fight him off!" and kills him off-screen, and he walks back into frame with his dismembered foot and stares at the camera until the credits roll.