speck

1. Read the passage and correct all the errors. Then rewrite the passage on a separate sheet of paper including the author’s name, and title.



t?he sad, sad, spOon.
by: jackSon wesT.
.once upon a time time there was a sad, sad s.pon He once was very happy bieng eaten with and then Loveingly washsed. One d!ay. he wAs thrown beehind the stoov, and ?no one had ever fuond h?im. then, a perston came and piced Up the stoov. TheY fuond the spon! The sad, sad, spon was not sad animoor! ... Read Full Chapter

Lalala!
By: Lalala!
“Onka woo!”
“onka anbo.”
“LALALALALALALALALALA!”
“ONKAAAAA!”
Translation:
“Hey, man!”
“Hey, no.”
“LALALALALALALALALLALA!”
“HEYYYYYYYYYYY!”

“vev, onka, trio, qwr der!”
“POOOOHJI!”
“Onka! DUBie’s DEAS AWEQUE LOHPI!”
“asw. Jiol hi!”
Translation:
“Cool, hey, how’d ya learn?”
“AWESOME!”
“HEY! LArry’s mom doesn’t know!”
“Bye. Gotta go!”

“OLOLOLOLOL!”
“Kneen. treg ghoi.”
“polqw!”
“RE WAQ, Kneen. treg ghoi!”
“re tuw ret!”
Translation:
“WAOOOOOOOOOOO... Read Full Chapter

“So students: 1+1=2 and 34x1000000=12099093842378” said Mr.Blip
“LALALALALALABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!” screamed Joe as loud as he could.
“Joe, were in high school now. We can’t scream like we did in eighth grade!” said Billy Bob Joe.
“ I wish I was a baby!” said Joe.
Joe and Billy Bob Joe were BFF’s in 9th grade. They are now being magically transported to when the were babies.
“goo goo ga ga!” said Bill Bob Joe.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Read Full Chapter

“Like, OMG!” shrieked Paula. Paula was a lunchbox in lunchbox world. She loved to scream OMG! It drove everyone crazy! (especially me, the sad narrator.)
“Like, SHHHHHH!” screamed Britney, Paula’s best friend.
“Like, both of you SSSSSSPPPPPIIIIITTT!” spitted Jessica, their other best friend.
“Like, Jessica, EWWWWW! You just like, spit all over like, me!” Shrieked Ashley, their OTHER best friend.
“SHUT UP!” yelled Tiffany as loud as she could. Tiffany was the 5th and FINAL best frien... Read Full Chapter

“Mom! Can I have Trumoo?”
“Hmmmm.. Cows moo truthfully I guess”
“Mom! Caaaaaaaaaaaan I have ice cream!”
“ cream is not made of ice!”
“Psssh. Moms make no sense.”
“DID YOU JUST SAT I MAKE NO SENSE TIMMY!!!”
“YEAH MOM!”
YOU MUST DIE!”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
BOOM BOOM BAM I DO TOO MAKE ALL SENSE, JUST LIKE COWS MAKE WATER BOTTLES!
HELLO TIMMY’S MOM! I AM AN ANT! PLEASE DO NOT STEP ON M-
squish
NOOOOO! MY CAVIER! NOOOOOOO!
BEEP BOOP
OK......... Read Full Chapter

Once upon a time there was a big bean bag chair he liked to read books then one day the big bean bag chair got sat in and he was not happy then the person got up and then the big bean bag chair was happy! Read Full Chapter

Once upon a time, there was a happy skipping girl
“Lalalalalalalalala!”
She loved walk- I mean skipping to the grocery store
“Ooh, the grocery store”
One day, she lost one of her shoes on the way to the grocery store.
“Where my shoe?”
So she retraced her steps back home.
“Going back home....”
And she found her shoe.
“My shoe!”
The end.
“The End”
That is not the end of the story.
“It’s not?”
No.
“no?”
Then the girl found a squirrel.
“A squirrel!”
The squirrel was ac... Read Full Chapter

Once upon a time, a pretty pretty princess won the pretty pretty princess award. Everyone loved her. But then a giant monster who wanted for some reason to eat the princess started running around the town while flying crystals with wings flew up in the sky and made it rain acid while everyone in the universe screamed because dogs mixed with cats were flying through the sky and barfing radio-active coffee on the bald men in the city while ants grew to the size of giants and summoned the green... Read Full Chapter