One Year
“So students: 1+1=2 and 34x1000000=12099093842378” said Mr.Blip“LALALALALALABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!” screamed Joe as loud as he could.
“Joe, were in high school now. We can’t scream like we did in eighth grade!” said Billy Bob Joe.
“ I wish I was a baby!” said Joe.
Joe and Billy Bob Joe were BFF’s in 9th grade. They are now being magically transported to when the were babies.
“goo goo ga ga!” said Bill Bob Joe.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ooh ha ooph. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!’’ screamed Joe.
“ Joe? huh? I can’t hear my self talk you made me deaf! you dumb old baby!” said Joe’s dad as he went to
the eye doctor. “Why am I going to the eye doctor? Oh yeah to buy my groceries!”
“Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.” said Joe.
“Oh goo. now goo ga oomph a gaggagagagagag goooooom.” said BBJ billy bob joe.
“Omph. op yutn weee ppphhhhhhhhooo!”
“aga ooaq. REW NEWA HG OPL WWE GHO CUOOOOOOOOO!”
Okay.
you can’t understand a thing they are saying.
neither can I
I just know they are in a heated baby argument about...Cuoooooooooo.
Whatever.
This story is officially-over.
So is me-the narrator.
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by Jackson West
Once upon a time there was a sad, sad spoon. He was once very happy being eaten with and then lovingly washed. One day, he was thrown behind the stove, and no one had ever found him. Then a person came and picked up the stove. They found the spoon! The sad, sad spoon was nit sad anymore! He is a happy, happy spoon.