Just imagine North and her date arguing and South is behind the door, about to give them cookies
But then just hears
"I get to top!"
"No way, you went on top last time!"
"But I want to top!" annoyed sounds
"Ugh, fine you can go on top."
And there's just struggling noises, and South kicks down the door, ready to smack a bitch and nearly screeches "YOU THOT" See More
But see's North standing on her dates shoulders so she can easily get on the top bunk of a bunk bed
*cough and South still smacks her, calls her a thot, then leaves cough*
But then just hears
"I get to top!"
"No way, you went on top last time!"
"But I want to top!" annoyed sounds
"Ugh, fine you can go on top."
And there's just struggling noises, and South kicks down the door, ready to smack a bitch and nearly screeches "YOU THOT" See More
But see's North standing on her dates shoulders so she can easily get on the top bunk of a bunk bed
*cough and South still smacks her, calls her a thot, then leaves cough*
on December 07, 2017
Today someone told me that I was "Helping a rapist" and "Supporting her" when I said I like the album Cry Baby
Like...um, no?
I just like music?
Calm your tits??
Like...um, no?
I just like music?
Calm your tits??
on December 07, 2017
I'm Dadance surprised no one thinks North looks like a recolour of Nyo Prussia
I mean
https://www.qfeast.com/King_of_Booty_Shorts/profile/photo/INO3rG
http://78.media.tumblr.com/e83f39407e6dc78fa74d3687d22b8e9f/tumblr_oy14nlLZ5S1tuqmn4o1_1280.png
I mean
https://www.qfeast.com/King_of_Booty_Shorts/profile/photo/INO3rG
http://78.media.tumblr.com/e83f39407e6dc78fa74d3687d22b8e9f/tumblr_oy14nlLZ5S1tuqmn4o1_1280.png
on December 07, 2017
So my leg was asleep and I was talking to myself and I was like "If I were a main character in a show, I would have broken the forth wall so much! There could be a camera there, or there, or there! You never know! My leg is asleep!" and I hit my leg in the part that is above the thigh and it hurt like a bitch and I was like "GODDAMMIT THAT PART IS NOT ASLEEP!"
on December 07, 2017
When you forget you're around adults be like
"HAIL SATAN.......METAPHORICALLY!"
"HAIL SATAN.......METAPHORICALLY!"
on December 07, 2017
I had a wicked dream about the Narnians in Danish Slaughterhouse but with the FACE family *you know, Monster of a Hero?*
And they found it a joke, and were laughing, giggling, cracking jokes, ext
North's dog tag was clattering and South stomped around a lot
They were just bein themselves, just nerds, and every time they crossed paths or saw each other, they would let out a huge screech
But every time America tried to follow the sounds, he would be stumped because they can't be See More found. Like everywhere he looked, everywhere the sounds where, they. Weren't. There. And every time he did catch them, they were doing something stupid. *cough like the phone incident cough*
But then he killed France, and the noises went more and more silent as time went on....but then it all stopped
The laughs, the screeching, the clinking, the stomping, everything
Just
Stopped
A day later America went back to France's body *and mind you, America was freaking out because the girls were dead silent*. And France's body was like, properly set up, like his hands were over his chest, had flowers around him, and it was just really sweet
And in France's hands were two things. North's dog tag, and a letter. And the letter said
"Toc-"
There was a hard hit on the wall
"Toc-"
Another hard it, but closer
"Toc-"
America turned around, and saw South's boots on the ground, with a letter underneath them. This letter read,
"Chut, nos jeux sont terminés."
And they found it a joke, and were laughing, giggling, cracking jokes, ext
North's dog tag was clattering and South stomped around a lot
They were just bein themselves, just nerds, and every time they crossed paths or saw each other, they would let out a huge screech
But every time America tried to follow the sounds, he would be stumped because they can't be See More found. Like everywhere he looked, everywhere the sounds where, they. Weren't. There. And every time he did catch them, they were doing something stupid. *cough like the phone incident cough*
But then he killed France, and the noises went more and more silent as time went on....but then it all stopped
The laughs, the screeching, the clinking, the stomping, everything
Just
Stopped
A day later America went back to France's body *and mind you, America was freaking out because the girls were dead silent*. And France's body was like, properly set up, like his hands were over his chest, had flowers around him, and it was just really sweet
And in France's hands were two things. North's dog tag, and a letter. And the letter said
"Toc-"
There was a hard hit on the wall
"Toc-"
Another hard it, but closer
"Toc-"
America turned around, and saw South's boots on the ground, with a letter underneath them. This letter read,
"Chut, nos jeux sont terminés."
on December 07, 2017
THE ADVENTURES OF WOBBLE LEG AND SEXY MUSIC BOI
on December 06, 2017
on December 06, 2017
Just remember kiddos
Running from the police is a good way to get exercise!
Running from the police is a good way to get exercise!
on December 06, 2017
I've had a lot of awesome conversations before, but this one, this bloody one:
LOC: You meme like every single second
Me: I meme when I'm sad
*few seconds of silence*
Me: Aw dammit you were supposed to do the meme and say"But you meme all the time"
LOC: I didn't want to accept the sad reality
LOC: You meme like every single second
Me: I meme when I'm sad
*few seconds of silence*
Me: Aw dammit you were supposed to do the meme and say"But you meme all the time"
LOC: I didn't want to accept the sad reality
on December 06, 2017
So I got myself a cup of milk and I accidentally poured too roughly so it flew out the cup
And you know those good smelling wax thing that you burn? https://madisonvalleycandle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bless-this-home.jpg
These?
Well
Guess what right in the aim of the milk
So I had to clean it out and I don't think today is going to go right
And you know those good smelling wax thing that you burn? https://madisonvalleycandle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bless-this-home.jpg
These?
Well
Guess what right in the aim of the milk
So I had to clean it out and I don't think today is going to go right
on December 06, 2017
on December 06, 2017
Some people obsess over fictional characters
While other obsess over real people
Then there's people like me who obsess over fictional characters and band/group members
While other obsess over real people
Then there's people like me who obsess over fictional characters and band/group members
on December 06, 2017
I want all of you to know something very important
That I...
I always...
*deep breath*
I always hated Mustard
That I...
I always...
*deep breath*
I always hated Mustard
on December 06, 2017
Hate me all you want
But I'm just going to say
All this shit in the feed about everyone complaining about the exact same thing, basically saying the exact same thing, is a bit annoying
But I'm just going to say
All this shit in the feed about everyone complaining about the exact same thing, basically saying the exact same thing, is a bit annoying
on December 06, 2017
If France smelt like that
I'd probably vomit on accident because he'd wear so much of it
And then I'd feel bad and try to apologise
Then puke again cause mein Gott it's such a strong smell
I'd probably vomit on accident because he'd wear so much of it
And then I'd feel bad and try to apologise
Then puke again cause mein Gott it's such a strong smell
on December 06, 2017
I still smell the French perfume
Jesus Christ that shit wont go away
Jesus Christ that shit wont go away
on December 06, 2017
on December 06, 2017