simple_sheep - Page 52

You know
Now I'm sad
Because I'd love to be a guy
I'd love to be flat chested, not have periods, slightly taller, and shit like that
But no matter what I do
I will always be a girl. The operation doesn't change your gender it just changes your appearance
You still get pregnant See More
You still get periods
And that makes me really sad
Because no matter what
I will never completely be what I want to be

You know
If I actually were a guy, like not a girl who wants to be a guy *because I fully understand that no matter what I do, I will never truly be a guy. I completely understand that the sex change operation doesn't completely make you into the opposite gender, and though it upsets me, I'm not going to get pissy over something like that when I can get pissy over something more important...like my dropped nachos...*
I'd probably act like Italy
That's something I've always wanted See More to be
I know it's super weird, but I just....I don't know
I don't want to be a masculine guy, I want to be one of those gentle, sweet guys

You know
I don't mind being called a girl
I understand the mistake
But for Andy's sake
Calling me a girl over and over starts to get on my nerves

North chatting with someone be like:
BreadThot: *slides into DMS* You like Jazz?
*random username for a person she'd want to date*: Can't you be more festive? ; )
BreadThot:.....*sides into DMS on a sled* You like carolers?

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
South: Hoe don't do it
North: No officer, it's hi how are you
South: Ohmygod

Cheese puffs?
More like
CHEESE B U F F S
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm concerned about humanity
Again
For the tenth time this hour
And it's 8:01 pm

I've been working on my piano and honestly I think I'm doing well
*coughNOcough*

Life is short
So eat ass and smoke grass

*Plays piano*
This is a song, I like to call, my life: http://crossfade.io/#!/axc4q9f0xe

I remember reading an Article Of The Week about the wage gap between guys and girl and apparently the "only reason the wage gap exists" is because
"Girls tend to ask for less money during the interview"
"Girls don't negotiate as well as guys"
"Girls choose jobs that don't pay much, like a teacher"

Why try when you can cry ?

Did I tell you guys that my literature wanted a paragraph written for something
And I gave her a three page MLA format thing on accident?
Well I told that to some people in my other classes, and they were like "How do you do that on accident?" "You don't just do that on accident"
So I told my friend in literature what others said about be accidentally writing all of that and she just looked at me and said "You fruking would."

North: I put bleach in half of the ice cube tray, and put water in the other half.
North: *sides a glass to South*
South: So we're playing the game of "Who has the bleach"?
North: *gulps her own glass* Eh? Oh hell no, I've got the bleach bro

Sometimes one of my fingers gets really warm
Like my other fingers are colder than my soul, but then out of no where one of my fingers is hotter than water left out in the summer heat
And it's like
Why

If the Narnian's ever hung out with Netherlands:
South: Man I'm so fruking high right now
Netherlands: Bruh do you want to order a pizza?
North: Duuude hell yeah, I could so go for some Cheerios right now
South: ......what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lElbEFoZChc
This is my religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=won6qew1da4
Bless this video