simple_sheep - Page 55

If being happy in life means eating chocolate brownies that are 2% chocolate and 98% chemicals
THEN YOU EAT THAT BITCH

Woke up late
Oh well I needed it

You know what? Why make that into a new years revelation?
Imma do it right bloody now
well tomorrow but whatever

My new years revelation is going to be so awesome
No one will understand the deeper meaning behind that but meh

I wanna Christmas Hetalia RP

I spent two hours making a bloody ink stamp for my letter
It
Doesn't
Work
I have five cuts on my hands, three of them were bleeding so much that I had to stop working to wash it off and wrap it up
And I never do that
This See More
Sucks

THEN KENNY GET'S TRIGGERED
OMFA HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST RELATABLE, SANE CHARACTER

"He's a lawyer too?"
"Ma'am I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"
Well there's that

THAT'S NOT HOW POLLINATING WORKS
MEIN GOTT

Are we going to ignore:
The drag queen
The suicide pact
The funeral
When Barry was talking about how bees have human emotions and muttered "lust"
I'm concerned how I didn't notice this when I was little

That one dude that tried to kill Barry in the Bee Movie was the most sane in the entire movie

So
We literally had a bonfire, thirty four packs of marshmallows, and a bunch of other shit
There were six of us, and half of us were too hot so they removed their shirts and walked around in their bras
We went on the roof and I jumped out the window in order to get on the roof, and my fingers started bleeding and now I have a bruise on my hip
We had a deep talk but then went to random
We played hide and seek and I was always last found
The neighbors came over for firewood and See More we were talking about boobs so I looked at him and was like "You like boobs?" and he was like "Well I'm a guy so yeah" and this other chick was like "You like dem BIG THICC titties?!"
I almost burned my hands off
We didn't have enough metal things for marshmallows so I suggested we use sticks and that's what we did
At 1 we watched a shitty Mexican horror movie, everyone passed out but me
When they all woke up at around 8 I told them that they were lucky they fell asleep cause the movie sucked ass
Then we watched the Bee Movie

I just want someone to bang Prussia and when he tops they just scream
"UNDER PRUSSIA, PUSHING DOWN ON ME, PUSHING DOWN ON YOU UM BA BA BE UM BA BA BE DE DAY DA"

Christmas at the Narnians be like
Neverland begging to open the presents but South has to tell him no
When South says no, North sneaks into the kitchen and eats all the cookies, then jumps out the window before she gets caught
South having to remake cookies
North wearing antlers, Neverland wearing elf earmuffs, and South wearing a Santa hat *only because she wrote Satan on it by accident instead of Santa*
Neverland picking up a 50 ton tree and brings it inside and gets too excited See More to decorate it
South stabbing North in the chest with the star
Neverland inviting a bunch of nations over, but only like, five or so actually hang out
North grabbing whoever came over and saying "I'm so fruking ready to be Santa's bitch. Shove a cANDY CANE UP MY ASS"
South having to remove North from the room, but North ends up screeching and prancing out the window
South bitch slapping anyone who tries to tell Neverland Santa isn't real
North putting ornaments and sparkles in her hair and uses it as a scarf
Everyone being forced to wear very very ugly sweaters
Aslan dresses as a reindeer, bells and everything
North being banned from the castle because she ate the sixty seventh batch of cookies, but she somehow sneaks back in just to eat two more batches
South slamming a cooking sheet on North's face when she tries to crawl through the window, causing her to fly back out

http://ifunny.co/fun/YykOf92L5
Happy Destroy Dick December