
There are levels of Hetalia
Beginner = Watched a few episodes, getting close to finishing the season of Axis Powers. Knows the Axis, and Allies by country name. Calls Grandpa Rome "Ancient Rome" instead. Austria and Hungary live together, and that one albino guy keeps screwing with them or something. Chibialia is cute af and HRE and ChibiItalia are adorable together
Finishing a Season = Finished the season. Now knows a few more nations, but still has trouble remembering who is See More who sometimes. Has gotten used to the accents just a bit, and has figured out that there is some fan art.
Going Deeper = There is more fan art, that you have downloaded. Knows more nations, and are those human names? Gets Alfred and Arthur mixed up all the time. Nordics? More girls? Fan fictions!?
Deeper = More nations are stuck in your head. Your phone and tablet and laptop are filling up with fan art and fan fictions. Now knows the difference between the Nordics, and is getting better at the names. George DeValier? NekoTalia? Nyo? Character songs?
What are you doing = You just finished HetaOni, and have read all of DeValier's stories. You're downloading Holy Roman Empire and disappearing Prussia pictures. You're suffering, everything you're reading and downloading is pain and agony. You've gotten into/have seen shipping wars. Stop it. Danish Slaughterhouse? 2ps?
Stop it = You're downloading short clips and videos now. You can't scroll down through your pictures anymore because it's all Hetalia. You know all of their names, you've started to come up with names for nations that don't have any. You've bought merchandise and you're trying to learn languages. You're studying history and flags. You have learnt some of the character songs. Counting sheep?
You've gone too far = You know the 2p's names, Nyo's names, 1p names, you know the Nekos and what cats they are. You can tell a character by their sneeze. You've bought cosplay. You know nearly every single song by heart, and have listened to the Counting Sheep countless times. Has cried over the characters more than thirty four times in the past year. You've downloaded the songs and Counting Sheep. You can point out countries on an empty map. You know the micronations. You know everything. You've gone too far. But it's too late. Everywhere you look there is Hetalia. It's everywhere on your electronic devices, your pictures, audio, video, your Youtube, your sketch book. Everywhere you look, Hetalia is there
Beginner = Watched a few episodes, getting close to finishing the season of Axis Powers. Knows the Axis, and Allies by country name. Calls Grandpa Rome "Ancient Rome" instead. Austria and Hungary live together, and that one albino guy keeps screwing with them or something. Chibialia is cute af and HRE and ChibiItalia are adorable together
Finishing a Season = Finished the season. Now knows a few more nations, but still has trouble remembering who is See More who sometimes. Has gotten used to the accents just a bit, and has figured out that there is some fan art.
Going Deeper = There is more fan art, that you have downloaded. Knows more nations, and are those human names? Gets Alfred and Arthur mixed up all the time. Nordics? More girls? Fan fictions!?
Deeper = More nations are stuck in your head. Your phone and tablet and laptop are filling up with fan art and fan fictions. Now knows the difference between the Nordics, and is getting better at the names. George DeValier? NekoTalia? Nyo? Character songs?
What are you doing = You just finished HetaOni, and have read all of DeValier's stories. You're downloading Holy Roman Empire and disappearing Prussia pictures. You're suffering, everything you're reading and downloading is pain and agony. You've gotten into/have seen shipping wars. Stop it. Danish Slaughterhouse? 2ps?
Stop it = You're downloading short clips and videos now. You can't scroll down through your pictures anymore because it's all Hetalia. You know all of their names, you've started to come up with names for nations that don't have any. You've bought merchandise and you're trying to learn languages. You're studying history and flags. You have learnt some of the character songs. Counting sheep?
You've gone too far = You know the 2p's names, Nyo's names, 1p names, you know the Nekos and what cats they are. You can tell a character by their sneeze. You've bought cosplay. You know nearly every single song by heart, and have listened to the Counting Sheep countless times. Has cried over the characters more than thirty four times in the past year. You've downloaded the songs and Counting Sheep. You can point out countries on an empty map. You know the micronations. You know everything. You've gone too far. But it's too late. Everywhere you look there is Hetalia. It's everywhere on your electronic devices, your pictures, audio, video, your Youtube, your sketch book. Everywhere you look, Hetalia is there

SmolRaccoons
My current level is either Stop it or What are you doing
on April 19, 2018
on April 18, 2018

OHHHHH
MYYYY
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING
ANNNNNDDDYYYY
So I might of nearly screamed in Math today because I was looking through my Emails and thIS CHICK SPOKE TO ME AND I WAS BOTH OOFED AND SHOOKITH AND I Have a severe problem
MYYYY
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING
ANNNNNDDDYYYY
So I might of nearly screamed in Math today because I was looking through my Emails and thIS CHICK SPOKE TO ME AND I WAS BOTH OOFED AND SHOOKITH AND I Have a severe problem
on April 18, 2018

Okay but
Chicken stripes are better than chicken nuggets but dinosaur chicken nuggets are the ruler of all chicken tendies
Chicken stripes are better than chicken nuggets but dinosaur chicken nuggets are the ruler of all chicken tendies
on April 16, 2018

on April 16, 2018

I kind of just realised that tomorrow is Monday
Fu ck
I SHALL BLAST OFF INTO THE NIGHT WITH THESE WORDS LINGERING ON MY PROFILE:
WAL-MART BOI IS STILL A GOOD MEME
Fu ck
I SHALL BLAST OFF INTO THE NIGHT WITH THESE WORDS LINGERING ON MY PROFILE:
WAL-MART BOI IS STILL A GOOD MEME
on April 16, 2018

Someone draw Japan flicking off America with a face like OvO and America just looks so offended and Japan's just like "I'm calling you brother in Japanese sign language don't worry"
And America just looks so dazzled and hugs him and Japan just looks at the viewer and whispers "I was just flicking him off"
And America just looks so dazzled and hugs him and Japan just looks at the viewer and whispers "I was just flicking him off"
on April 16, 2018

Can someone make a video of them singing "My heart huuuuuurt agaaaaaaaain" in a very operatic way because that describes my life on all forty seven levels
on April 16, 2018

Okay but I want to do something with the Compass
I want to make something out of them, South and I put so much work into them that if they just stay OC's I feel like it's a waste of time we put into them
We literally looked up so much stuff for them, and I just want to do something with them
I want to make something out of them, South and I put so much work into them that if they just stay OC's I feel like it's a waste of time we put into them
We literally looked up so much stuff for them, and I just want to do something with them

We could do a story with them and they're just humans and they're like roommates or something
on April 16, 2018
on April 16, 2018

So I still have this red thing on my arm
And it's like as big as a baseball, but a little bigger now
And now I can see two puncture wounds in the center, and it burns and it's warm af, and it itches
Lovely
And it's like as big as a baseball, but a little bigger now
And now I can see two puncture wounds in the center, and it burns and it's warm af, and it itches
Lovely

Wait wait, there are THREE wounds, and two of the dots are pretty close and in line with each other the third one is all by it's self though
on April 16, 2018

There is a red thing, on my arm
The bigger than a baseball
Idfk what kind of bug can do this but whatever bug can Imma throw hands
The bigger than a baseball
Idfk what kind of bug can do this but whatever bug can Imma throw hands
on April 16, 2018
on April 16, 2018

My last reply to an Rp
722 words 3,938 characters
Nearly four thousand characters
Mm
Something is wrong with me
722 words 3,938 characters
Nearly four thousand characters
Mm
Something is wrong with me
on April 15, 2018

Dragonforce
Don't listen to them until you're ready to feel like going on an adventure
Don't listen to them until you're ready to feel like going on an adventure
on April 15, 2018

I'm going to prove my theory that people die all the time but come back because they sneezed
I have not sneezed, and I shall prove my theory by dying
I have not sneezed, and I shall prove my theory by dying

on April 17, 2018

Incorrect
If your bodily functions stopped during a sneeze then everyone would drop dead the second they did so due to the fact that our bodies are reliant on most of the functions that are in them. The myth about the heart stopping with a sneeze is untrue as well,
"When you sneeze, the intrathoracic pressure in your body momentarily increases. This will decrease See More the blood flow back to the heart. The heart compensates for this by changing its regular heart beat momentarily to adjust. However, the electrical activity of the heart does not stop during the sneeze"
So in all actuality nothing stops in our body, it just tenses up and or slows down
@Dungeon_Master
If your bodily functions stopped during a sneeze then everyone would drop dead the second they did so due to the fact that our bodies are reliant on most of the functions that are in them. The myth about the heart stopping with a sneeze is untrue as well,
"When you sneeze, the intrathoracic pressure in your body momentarily increases. This will decrease See More the blood flow back to the heart. The heart compensates for this by changing its regular heart beat momentarily to adjust. However, the electrical activity of the heart does not stop during the sneeze"
So in all actuality nothing stops in our body, it just tenses up and or slows down
@Dungeon_Master
on April 15, 2018

All bodily functions stop when a person sneezes, just for a few milliseconds. So every time you sneeze, you are dead for a little bit.
on April 15, 2018
on April 15, 2018

on April 15, 2018

October 24, 2015
I am so happy because I'm watching a Paranormal Activity marathon! :D
Aw, look, you used to be so happy and stuff
w h a t h a p p e n e d t o y o u
I am so happy because I'm watching a Paranormal Activity marathon! :D
Aw, look, you used to be so happy and stuff
w h a t h a p p e n e d t o y o u
on April 15, 2018

Don't fuc k with me when it comes to replies
When it comes to nations and how they emotionally feel
I will, trust me, go all out
Fight me
When it comes to nations and how they emotionally feel
I will, trust me, go all out
Fight me
on April 15, 2018

One Rp reply:
He mentally high fived himself, and grinned. His shoulders relaxed and he sighed. "Ve....all right, that's all I wanted to know." Feliciano went over to the other side of the bed, and helped her get the covers evenly onto it. He kept his mouth shut for a while, not daring to speak again out of fear of going on another rant over nothing. His mind raced with thoughts though, thinking about lots of random things. Mostly about the past and his friends, due to him talking See More about them. Probably too much, he hasn't really given her time to just sit and enjoy the silence. Now he felt a little bad about that, but returned to the flash of the past. Remembering some pretty nice things, like when he and Germany first met, when Japan became their friend, when France had a Christmas spree of trying to get as many inappropriate content as he could. When America gained independence, when Holy Roman Empire went off to war, when Japan locked himself away for a while to recover from.....
When Grandpa Rome disappeared, when Prussia's nation dissolved and he was in constant physical pain for a few years, France dealing with the death of Joan, when Spain tried to get rid of his brother in trade for him, the Black Death.....
While he was thinking all of this, he didn't notice his physical movements. He stopped moving for a little bit, hands still grabbing onto the sheets. Though the grip on them became so tight that the whites of his knuckles were shown. His eyes were filled with tears, and he started to tremble. Of course, he had no clue that he was like that, as thoughts were racing through his head faster and faster. Remembering the past, remembering too much. Too much.
Feliciano excused himself, and rushed out of the room, and slipped into the nearest open door he could find, and slammed the door shut. It ended up being a restroom, and he collapsed on the ground. Once he fell onto his elbows and knees, he ran his hands through his hair, and opened his eyes. The room was black, due to no windows being inside of it. He couldn't see anything, but he could feel the tears steaming down his face, and some falling onto the ground. What has he done. What has he done. He's taken in another human, and yet...he knows what's going to happen. He knows. He's seen it too many times. It's happened too many times. His heart was twisting, and he was having trouble breathing. Falling to the side, the poor personification curled up and hid his face between his knees. How could he bring another human into his life and forget about the cost? Forget about the pain he's going to go through? Will his heart fail again? Will he just stab through it to mask the pain away again? Will he go through cardiac arrest again?
How could he get attached to another human, how could he let himself go through this again? He was getting attached, and she was going to leave one day. And no matter what, he would never see her again.
He mentally high fived himself, and grinned. His shoulders relaxed and he sighed. "Ve....all right, that's all I wanted to know." Feliciano went over to the other side of the bed, and helped her get the covers evenly onto it. He kept his mouth shut for a while, not daring to speak again out of fear of going on another rant over nothing. His mind raced with thoughts though, thinking about lots of random things. Mostly about the past and his friends, due to him talking See More about them. Probably too much, he hasn't really given her time to just sit and enjoy the silence. Now he felt a little bad about that, but returned to the flash of the past. Remembering some pretty nice things, like when he and Germany first met, when Japan became their friend, when France had a Christmas spree of trying to get as many inappropriate content as he could. When America gained independence, when Holy Roman Empire went off to war, when Japan locked himself away for a while to recover from.....
When Grandpa Rome disappeared, when Prussia's nation dissolved and he was in constant physical pain for a few years, France dealing with the death of Joan, when Spain tried to get rid of his brother in trade for him, the Black Death.....
While he was thinking all of this, he didn't notice his physical movements. He stopped moving for a little bit, hands still grabbing onto the sheets. Though the grip on them became so tight that the whites of his knuckles were shown. His eyes were filled with tears, and he started to tremble. Of course, he had no clue that he was like that, as thoughts were racing through his head faster and faster. Remembering the past, remembering too much. Too much.
Feliciano excused himself, and rushed out of the room, and slipped into the nearest open door he could find, and slammed the door shut. It ended up being a restroom, and he collapsed on the ground. Once he fell onto his elbows and knees, he ran his hands through his hair, and opened his eyes. The room was black, due to no windows being inside of it. He couldn't see anything, but he could feel the tears steaming down his face, and some falling onto the ground. What has he done. What has he done. He's taken in another human, and yet...he knows what's going to happen. He knows. He's seen it too many times. It's happened too many times. His heart was twisting, and he was having trouble breathing. Falling to the side, the poor personification curled up and hid his face between his knees. How could he bring another human into his life and forget about the cost? Forget about the pain he's going to go through? Will his heart fail again? Will he just stab through it to mask the pain away again? Will he go through cardiac arrest again?
How could he get attached to another human, how could he let himself go through this again? He was getting attached, and she was going to leave one day. And no matter what, he would never see her again.
on April 15, 2018