Give me a joke and I will rate it 1-10

Why does Santa never had any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.

Ok kinda a dark joke but I got kicked out of the COVID-19 hospital for saying keep positive ???

me

what did the plate say to his girlfriend?

don't worry babe, dinners on me

What airline did Virgin America lost its virginity to?

Alaska Airlines

I met a guy in a wheelchair with a disease when I went to the shops we were talking about how Black Lives Matter I said we need to make a stand and then realised? he said I’m good at stand up comedy

yo mama!!

So a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a free drink. The bartender said. "Only if you can tell me a multi-meta joke" so the guy says. "So a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a free drink. The bartender said. "Only if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says. "So a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a free drink. The bartender said. "Only if you can tell me a joke." So the guy says. "Okay so, a guy walks into a bar and asks for See More a free drink. And the bartender says "here you go" so he gives the guy a drink." so he gives the guy a drink." so he gives the guy a drink." so he gives the guy a drink.

where does a snowman get his money?
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