Can you describe My Little Pony well? This is an awesome challenge! Describe My Little Pony but, do NOT use the following words: •Friendship •Magic •Ponyville •Canterlot •Defeat •Battle •Elements •Harmony • (Any of the names of the characters)

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So 4 dope ass genetically superior ponies (2 unicorns, 2 Pegasus) and 2 earth ponies form the strongest partnership their town in Equestria has ever seen.

The story starts in the capital where purple nerd horse and her dragon are writing scrolls to the princess. The princess is like "Oh my god girl, get a liiiiffffeee" So she drops the horse and her pet at a cutesy village south of the capital in a chariot pulled by enslaved pegasi. Purple horse reacts like any other horse would See More in this situation; she go "NEEEIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHH!" But princess is like "Girl, tu necesitas a hacer amigos." She also points to a library, which is where she expects book loving horse and fire breathing dragon to live.
After moping around town, our main protagonist is connected to distinct but like minded individual horses with stupid names.
The show continues to switch around the pov of the main cast for each episode and the audience sits down to watch an unnaturally colored pony learn a valuable life lesson every Saturday on the Hub.

The first episode surrounds 6 ponies who form a special bond. The princess orders her best student to go to a village far away from her home. The princess said that she needs to learn a force that can take down a strong villain. So the student obeyed but sarcastically met other ponies living in the village. Once the villain arrived, they need to find 6 gems that have a special trait that each pony deserves. The ponies venture through a forest while facing obstacles that tests See More their strength and eventually, they find the gems. Now the pony whom the princess said knew that there must be a spark that will cause the sixth gem to appear. After the student told them that the spark wasn't seen physically but it was felt inside the heart of each pony. And because their power was so strong, it defeated the villain and finally making the sixth gem. The villain turned out to be the princess' sister, and after that, the party pony held a celebration because the lost sister was found.

pretty ponies have to try not to get into bad situations, but of course they do, they’re candy coloured ponies