The funniest quote ever! Mine is: After Tuesday, even the calendar goes wtf

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If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bulls***
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on February 25, 2016
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Focus on being happy because one day your happyness might evolve eat everone
-PewDiePie , this book loves you
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on February 25, 2016
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"VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!!"
~Harry Potter, Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears
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on February 25, 2016
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on December 10, 2015
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"Phones are smart enough. Start focusing on making people smarter."
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on July 29, 2015
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Steven Universe - Shut Up And Dance
Steven Universe - Shut Up And Dance
Yikes, it's been super long since I've done an AMV...I think the last one was four years ago. But I got bit hard by the bug and had to suddenly do this! I lo...
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on July 28, 2015
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"Then there should be rocks falling out of the guitar."
-Garnet
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on July 28, 2015
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Where's America? All I've found on this map is USA.
-Timmy Turner
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on July 28, 2015
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"Stop singing!!!"
The funniest quote ever! Mine is: After Tuesday, even the calendar goes wtf's Photo 1
on July 28, 2015
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on July 28, 2015
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"Garnet! You`ve come! Now you can tell Steven all the wonderful things you wrote to me in your message!"
Pauses with music.
"I didn`t write that!"
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on July 28, 2015
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" 'Love at first sight doesn't exist. Love takes time, and love takes work. At the very least you have to know the other person. And you, literally, have no idea who-or what- I am.' (Garnet)
'But I`ve loved you like the camellia under moonlight...' (Jamie)
'No you don`t! You make a very convicting lovesick fall. You convicted these children. You even convicted yourself. You`re a fantastic actor!' (Garnet)
'What am I supposed to do now?' (Jamie)
'Star in a local theater.' (Garnet)"
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on July 28, 2015
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"I drink coffee for breakfast!"-Garnet
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on July 28, 2015
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"Uptown funk is so annoying. Let's go with something new. What about Uptown F***?"
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on July 28, 2015
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It better to have loved, and watched that love burn right before your very eyes, then to have never had loved at all
-Gumball Watterson
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on July 28, 2015
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Playing: You call it sports, I call it beating the crap out of Ganon with my master sword.
~A gamer
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on July 28, 2015
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I don't talk too much, I'm as silent as a loud ninja.
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on July 28, 2015
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"If you ask me how the world will end I'll just turn my head and say 'you'."
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on July 28, 2015
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"N00bs of a feather derp together."
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on July 28, 2015
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I would tell you that your an idiot, but I can't speak moron.
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on July 28, 2015
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"Cheeseburger Backpack!"
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on July 27, 2015
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