The funniest quote ever! Mine is: After Tuesday, even the calendar goes wtf

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(To all my haters,)
"You need to SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
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on July 27, 2015
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Keep calm, and your face.
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Be yourself. Not this guy.
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Hard Work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Diamonds aren't a girls best friend, you can't eat diamonds.
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BillCipher
WAIT, ARE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS REAL CHOCOLATE?
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Why have friends when you have the internet?
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Mindfang
True
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We
Are the crystl
Gems
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can,
We'll nevur find a way,
Dats why duh ppl of dis worled belev in grunt uthrddf and perm and seven!
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breann.west.5
@PrincessToast Yay, another grammar Nazi!
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on July 27, 2015
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None of these quotes where made by me...BTW
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"Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first."
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"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"
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"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
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"Life always offers you a second chance. It`s called tomorrow."
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"People say you cannot live without love.....I think oxygen is more important."
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"I didn`t fall, the floor just needed a hug."
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"I couldn`t repair your brakes, but I made your horn louder."
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"The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order."
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"Seriously, I don`t know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren`t coming back for them."
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"If you don`t want a sarcastic answer then don`t ask a stupid question."
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"It`s not that I`m not a people person, I`m just not a stupid people person."
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