Incorrect Quotes :)
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Generated Quote:
Jeff: Reaper (my oc) and I are having a baby.
Smile Dog: That's gre-
Jeff, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Jeff: Reaper (my oc) and I are having a baby.
Smile Dog: That's gre-
Jeff, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Jeff: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Smile Dog: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Reaper (my oc): You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Smile Dog: Good thinking.
Jeff: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Smile Dog: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Reaper (my oc): You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Smile Dog: Good thinking.
on June 13, 2022
Masky: Hewwo.
Hoodie: Hihiiiiii!
Tim: Greetings, Humans.
Jay: Three kinds of people.
Brian: I want pudding.
Masky: Four kinds of people.
Alex: WHAT’S UP F*CKERS? See More
Jay: Five kinds of people.
Hoodie: Hihiiiiii!
Tim: Greetings, Humans.
Jay: Three kinds of people.
Brian: I want pudding.
Masky: Four kinds of people.
Alex: WHAT’S UP F*CKERS? See More
Jay: Five kinds of people.
on June 13, 2022
Masky: Just be yourself.
Hoodie: 'Be myself'? Masky, I have one day to win Tim over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Brian: Couple weeks.
Jay: Six months.
Alex: Jury’s still out.
Hoodie: See, Masky?
Hoodie: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Hoodie: 'Be myself'? Masky, I have one day to win Tim over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Brian: Couple weeks.
Jay: Six months.
Alex: Jury’s still out.
Hoodie: See, Masky?
Hoodie: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
on June 13, 2022
Masky: We need to distract these guys
Hoodie: Leave it to me
Hoodie: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Tim, Brian, and Jay: *Immediately begin arguing*
Alex, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Hoodie: Leave it to me
Hoodie: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Tim, Brian, and Jay: *Immediately begin arguing*
Alex, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Jeff: Smile Dog... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Smile Dog: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Jeff:
Jeff: I wrote sanitize, Smile Dog.
Jeff: Smile Dog... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Smile Dog: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Jeff:
Jeff: I wrote sanitize, Smile Dog.
on June 13, 2022
Masky: Time for plan G.
Hoodie: Don’t you mean plan B?
Masky: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tim: What about plan D?
Masky: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Brian: What about plan E?
Masky: I’m hoping not to use it. Jay dies in plan E. See More
Alex: I like plan E.
And this was randomly generated-
Hoodie: Don’t you mean plan B?
Masky: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tim: What about plan D?
Masky: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Brian: What about plan E?
Masky: I’m hoping not to use it. Jay dies in plan E. See More
Alex: I like plan E.
And this was randomly generated-
on June 13, 2022
*The squad right before Masky's wedding*
Hoodie: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Tim: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Brian: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Jay: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Alex, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Hoodie: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Tim: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Brian: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Jay: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Alex, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Jeff: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Smile Dog: Go the f*ck to sleep
Jeff: What gif I don't want to?
Smile Dog: F*ck You
(Smile Dog, I think Jeff is supposed to say go to sleep....)
Jeff: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Smile Dog: Go the f*ck to sleep
Jeff: What gif I don't want to?
Smile Dog: F*ck You
(Smile Dog, I think Jeff is supposed to say go to sleep....)
on June 13, 2022
Masky: Hoodie... How do I begin to explain Hoodie?
Tim: Hoodie is flawless.
Brian: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Jay: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Alex: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Tim: Hoodie is flawless.
Brian: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Jay: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Alex: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Jeff: Change is inedible.
Smile Dog: Don't you mean inevitable?
Jeff, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Jeff: Change is inedible.
Smile Dog: Don't you mean inevitable?
Jeff, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
on June 13, 2022
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
Masky: Shit.
Hoodie: Wait,three?
Cop: Yeah?
Toby: OH MY GOD KATE FELL OFF!!!
Masky: Shit.
Hoodie: Wait,three?
Cop: Yeah?
Toby: OH MY GOD KATE FELL OFF!!!
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Masky: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Hoodie: You mean literally or figuratively?
Masky: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Masky: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Hoodie: You mean literally or figuratively?
Masky: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Masky: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Hoodie: Oh, I’m always running
Hoodie: The question is from what
Masky: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Hoodie: Oh, I’m always running
Hoodie: The question is from what
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Masky: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Hoodie: You need to stop.
Masky: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Hoodie: You need to stop.
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Masky: Hoodie and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Hoodie: Sentences.
Masky: Don't interrupt me.
Masky: Hoodie and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Hoodie: Sentences.
Masky: Don't interrupt me.
on June 13, 2022
Generated Quote:
Masky: Am I going too far?
Hoodie: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Masky: Am I going too far?
Hoodie: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
on June 13, 2022
*@Rouge_demon is cooking*
@HappyKitKat: Any chance that’s for me?
@Rouge_demon: It’s for @BABYXPSYCHO. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
@Enzonite: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
@HappyKitKat: Any chance that’s for me?
@Rouge_demon: It’s for @BABYXPSYCHO. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
@Enzonite: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
on June 13, 2022
BABYXPSYCHO@: Truth or dare?
@HappyKitKat: Dare
@BABYXPSYCHO: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
@HappyKitKat: Hey @Enzonite
@Enzonite, blushing: Yeah?
@HappyKitKat: Could you move? I’m trying to get to @Rouge_demon
@HappyKitKat: Dare
@BABYXPSYCHO: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
@HappyKitKat: Hey @Enzonite
@Enzonite, blushing: Yeah?
@HappyKitKat: Could you move? I’m trying to get to @Rouge_demon
on June 13, 2022
@Rouge_demon: Care for another sundae, weenie?
@HappyKitKat: I am not a weenie!
@Enzonite: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
@HappyKitKat: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
@BABYXPSYCHO: You tell ‘em, @HappyKitKat! *sips their drink*
@HappyKitKat: @BABYXPSYCHO, what’re you doing here?
@BABYXPSYCHO: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
@HappyKitKat: I am not a weenie!
@Enzonite: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
@HappyKitKat: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
@BABYXPSYCHO: You tell ‘em, @HappyKitKat! *sips their drink*
@HappyKitKat: @BABYXPSYCHO, what’re you doing here?
@BABYXPSYCHO: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
on June 13, 2022