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@Rouge_demon, setting down a card: Ace of spades
@HappyKitKat, pulling out an Uno card: +4
@Enzonite, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
@BABYXPSYCHO, trembling: What are we playing
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): Just be yourself.
@Enzonite: 'Be myself'? @BABYXPSYCHO(me), I have one day to win @HappyKitKat over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
@Rouge_demon: Couple weeks.
@Jaybird24: Six months.
@LilZeke2007: Jury’s still out.
@Enzonite: See, @BABYXPSYCHO(me)? See More
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@Rouge_demon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
@HappyKitKat: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, @Enzonite?
@Enzonite: Probably “road work ahead”.
@BABYXPSYCHO: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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i feel "hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane tortilla" @HappyKitKat
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a v a c a d o
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
@Enzonite: Several traffic violations.
@HappyKitKat: Three counts of resisting arrest.
@Rouge_demon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
@Jaybird24: Also, that’s not our car.
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BABYXPSYCHO
@Rouge_demon oop lol
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Rouge_demon
but ive never had a energy drink
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BABYXPSYCHO
@Rouge_demon same tho, I am a monster energy addict lmao *insert crackhead noises here*
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Rouge_demon
no i would tho
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@Enzonite: Why are @Rouge_demon and @HappyKitKat sitting with their backs to each other?
@BABYXPSYCHO: They had a fight.
@Enzonite: Then why are they holding hands?
@BABYXPSYCHO: They get sad when they fight.
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TRUE
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): *Gently taps table*
@Enzonite: *Taps back*
@HappyKitKat: What are they doing?
@Rouge_demon: Morse code.
@BABYXPSYCHO(me): *Aggressively taps table*
@Enzonite: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): *Screams*
@Enzonite: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
@HappyKitKat: Should we do something?
@Rouge_demon: No, I want to see who wins.
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@BABYXPSYCHO: Wake me up…
@HappyKitKat: Before you go go!
@Enzonite: When September ends…
@Rouge_demon: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
@Enzonite: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
@HappyKitKat: I personally was created in a lab.
@Rouge_demon: I just straight up spawned lol.
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MrewHaHa
l a b
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@Rouge_demon: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
@HappyKitKat: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
@Enzonite: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
@BABYXPSYCHO: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can See More
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Rouge_demon
idk @BABYXPSYCHO
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BABYXPSYCHO
@Rouge_demon what if my hands are the cake OwO
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you need them to eat the cake @BABYXPSYCHO
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BABYXPSYCHO
@Rouge_demon why
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nu @BABYXPSYCHO
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): I think we're missing something.
@Enzonite: Teamwork?
@HappyKitKat: Cohesion?
@Rouge_demon: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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c o h e s i o n
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): We need to get through this locked door. @Enzonite, give me your credit card.
@Enzonite: Here.
@BABYXPSYCHO(me), pocketing it: Thanks. @HappyKitKat, kick down the door.
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*kicks down the door aggresivley* PUT ME DOWN BITCHES
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@Rouge_demon, about @HappyKitKat: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
@Enzonite: Are we stealing them?
@BABYXPSYCHO: New or used?
@Rouge_demon: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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BABYXPSYCHO
aaaah yes, I get amazing words
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@Rouge_demon: Why are your tongues purple?
@Enzonite: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
@BABYXPSYCHO: I had a red one.
@Rouge_demon: oh
@Rouge_demon:
@Rouge_demon: OH
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BABYXPSYCHO
@Rouge_demon ur good, im not mad or anything :)
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Rouge_demon
sorry @BABYXPSYCHO
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BABYXPSYCHO
@Rouge_demon But I have a gf already :\
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Rouge_demon
you should know @BABYXPSYCHO
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@Rouge_demon
What were you thinking :O
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
@Enzonite: The car takes a screenshot.
@HappyKitKat: For the last time, get the ffuck out.
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GET OUT
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@Rouge_demon: @HappyKitKat, I'm sad.
@HappyKitKat: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
@Enzonite: @BABYXPSYCHO, I'm sad.
@BABYXPSYCHO, nodding: mood.
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BABYXPSYCHO
I would say that
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Rouge_demon
yay!
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MrewHaHa
*hugs for everyone*
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
@BABYXPSYCHO(me): Um, @Enzonite, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
@Enzonite: We need money!
@BABYXPSYCHO(me): You're scamming him?
@Enzonite: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
@BABYXPSYCHO(me): What?! No way! See More
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yep
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me), negotiating with @Enzonite: We have @HappyKitKat. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
@HappyKitKat: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
@BABYXPSYCHO(me):
@HappyKitKat: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
@BABYXPSYCHO(me): @HAPPYKITKAT STOP
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YEA
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): They stole from me first!
@Enzonite: Mhm.
@BABYXPSYCHO(me): Stole my heart...
@HappyKitKat: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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MrewHaHa
yea
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@BABYXPSYCHO(me): What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
@Enzonite: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
@HappyKitKat: Smad.
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MrewHaHa
TRUE
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